FUBER

Acronym for "Fucked up beyond recognition"

Guy: Did you see Hailee on the tables last night?
Girl: That was her?
Guy: Yep
Girl: mmm FUBER then..

by Dani[ADD] January 7, 2007

fueer

A queer so gay that the word "queer" cant sum up their gayness. So you use the word "fueer".

CAUTION : Only use this word on a person that is amazingly gay.

Mason: "Fucking John is such a fueer."

by beaucunt May 15, 2006

Viking Funeral

Excellent sex after ending a relationship.

When a power couple decides to split up and send their relationship off with flaming hot sex.

Paid homage to our ended relationship last night with a Viking Funeral.

by VolcanicSiren January 28, 2018

funeral for a friend

Funeral for a Friend is not some gay ass band that all these definitions claim.

It is a song performed and co-written by Elton John. It is an epic 10:41 song, off the album Goodbye Yellow Brick Road, that may be the most smokin' tune ever.

You have not heard music if you haven't heard this song

Guy A: Have you heard Funeral for a Friend?

Guy B: Yea, man, they are so emo and rock

Guy A: No, you fucking fag, have you heard Funeral for a Friend?

Guy C: He's talking about the Elton John song you douchebag

Guy B: Oh, I suck cock so I didn't know

by Drakizzle January 9, 2008

funeral whore

This is what you call a person who attends numerous funerals without any connection to the family or the deceased. Only shows up to pretend they care and drum up business and to be "seen".

Jane: Josh left early yesterday to attend that young girl's funeral.

Mildred: What did she die of?

Jane: He didn't know. He is such a funeral whore.

by sweet cordelia brown April 1, 2012

Viking Funeral

The act of placing a blackout drunk friend, who has vomited and passed out during the act of skinny dipping, on a boat or other aquatic vessel with the hope that they safely return to shore. This allows the rest of the group to continue enjoying their nude swimming experience.

This activity should preferably occur in a mangrove delta region in West Africa, or Scandanavia.

"Damn dude Will got so wasted last night we had to give him a Viking funeral so we could continue to chill naked."

"I just lost my job so I'm going to get Viking Funeral drunk tonight."

by Lebourgne August 28, 2012

Füher Fan

While having sex, your girl friend in breathing on your testicles while hailing hitler.

"Yo this bitch phsyco, we had sex and she gave me a Füher Fan!"

by DankMeaningOfLife September 13, 2016