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Faloon

1. used to describe a deformed person
2. a test tube baby
3. a baboon-like person
4. an idiot
"whoa that dude is hideous man!" - dude 1
"be easy on him, he's a faloon" - dude 2
by Thomas Ergo August 19, 2008
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Flong

Flying dong or flying schlong.
There are several varieties of these, differentiated mostly by the type of their wings(fairy wings, dragon wings for example), and the curvature of the dong, which depends on the humor and personality of the flong.
They appear frequently, particularly from Thursday to Saturday nights, on the white boards on doors in the student residences in Vermont, their natural habitat.They are known to be agile in the air, and frisky when excited requiring extreme care when handling.
"Sweet dreams, keep those flongs away from your behind."
"What a flong! idiot!"
"I got flonged!"
by carajo December 14, 2008
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floob

Don't be such a floob!
ie. don't be such an idiot
by Pretzel09 April 6, 2009
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Flonner

When your dick is in between a flop and and bonner.
Luke doesn't get his dick out till its a flonner.
by kittens199 August 29, 2009
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Floob

Floob is someone who trys to act cool but ends up looking like a complete idiot and fool.
"Oh my gosh look at that guy, he is a complete floob"
by melicia binder October 8, 2009
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Floob

by srfhfgdsh November 9, 2009
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floob

v. To intentionally continue with a certain, drastically unwise course of action despite the fact that it will most assuredly not end well.

Verb form of the following definition:

n. An extreme form of a noob (def #6); used to describe someone so noobish that they pose an actual physical threat to themselves and their surroundings, and to society in general. The scariest things about this (thankfully) minority group are that their noobishness is willful and carefully maintained (i.e., they use it as a weapon of sorts), and that they act as a group. Their leader is known in most circles as "Teh Uberfloob", but may also be referred to as the King Troll, S@tan or R.O.G.E.R..
"I know what I'm doing is wrong, but I'm gonna do it anyway, because I'm the most awesome person in any place at any given time and there is nothing anyone else can say about it," said the floob as she went ahead and floobed through the next hour of her life, not knowing it was going to end up a flam.
by Dr. Bomb November 20, 2010
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