Fap Rash

The rash you get on the tip of your penis from over fapping without lubricant. The skin becomes ultra sensitive in a bad way.
I cant walk to the store because every step I take causes my pants to rub on my fap rash and it hurts.
by seamoanz September 28, 2009
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golf fap

When someone masturbates inaudibly.
Bob was golf fapping while I was sleeping in his room.
by dirtysavant January 22, 2012
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Fap rag

The meaning of fap rag is being a dumbass that drives a gay Chevy impala and gets baked for no reason
Micheal bos is a fap rag
by Getrektbos December 04, 2019
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Taxi-fap

Vigorously masturbating in the back of a taxi cab, preceding a monster load shot on the back of the seat, without having to worry about cleanup.
"Yo, Clark, you'd never believe that awesome taxi-fap I just threw down in that yellow cab."
by bonerclub22 January 02, 2010
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Elegant Fapping

Elegant--meaning--Stylish, graceful and beautiful without being trashy, common, poised, mature, an air of confidence and/or sophistication.

Fapping--meaning--To jack off or masturbate.

The term in its self serves as an oxy moron such as jumbo shrimp or congress in progress. jacking off being a more manly events and elegance being the more femine thing.
Screw auto erotic asphyxiation that sounds like to much work i think im going to just go elegantly fapp.

he is elegant fapping all night long.
by PSN ElegantFapping July 26, 2010
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fap fort

A masturbatory palace constructed in anticipation of a long and relaxing fap session
Before fapping I make a comfy fap fort on my bed
by hooptown December 11, 2011
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fap binge

a period of excessive indulgence in ferocious masturbation
The wife is away so i succumbed to a fap binge
by The Big A March 05, 2014
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