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facebooking

The act of getting on facebook and using it.
Im facebooking right now! Don't disturb me!
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Facebook

The ultimate creeping/procastinating tool. Also home to the infamous FarmVille.
"I spent all last night looking at this hot girl's photos on Facebook when I was supposed to be writing a report."
"Aw man! My cow died on Farmville!"
by Creepingprocastinator January 24, 2010
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Facebook

When two men stand in front of a woman naked with an erection, and at the same time, slap her in the face with their erect cocks from both directions.
1.) Ohhhh shit son! Me and my boy are gonna facebook that bitch!

2.) That bitch better cut it out, or she's gonna get a facebook!

3.) Bitch, I'll facebook you right now!
by BitterPoetMadman December 12, 2008
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Facebook

A place where people announce their problems to the world but not to the person they have the problem with.
someone's status on facebook: some people really need to learn to clean up after themselves after they eat
by casemay14 June 18, 2011
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Facebook

Facebook has become a venue to seriously screw people over with an audience of 500+ contacts without actually facing individuals. For example, contacting ex lovers on thier current spouse's facebook page, or blasting friends and family in status statements.
by Raven6768 February 5, 2010
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FaceBook

The perfect way to find to stalk people on the internet!!! You can read their wall look at their pics at their friends with out being their friends. And know who their family is and where they are at.
Her; Have you been on FaceBook lately??
Him; No, I dont want ppl knowing what im doing! lol
by klaudia3092 January 15, 2011
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facebook

To spread one's asscheeks and close them on someone's nose while they are sleeping.
My boy Tre facebooked my roomate Adrian while he sleeping.
by Lordter June 28, 2012
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