facebooker

one who is obsessed with being on facebook. spends so much time on facebook they know eveyone's status and their conversations with others.

michael webb always knows when I update my status on facebook. he is such a facebooker.

by captain dorsalfin May 13, 2009

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verb; spreading the ass cheeks as wide as possible, inserting another person's nose like a bookmark, and using their own hands to close the "book" (ass) as quickly as possible, rendering the facebookee's face encapsulated in ass cheeks.

I couldn't get the smell out of my nose for a week after Wendy facebooked me.

I was eating this girl's ass and out of nowhere she facebooked me.

Ted drank too much and passed out early so we all took turns facebooking him.

by Young Joe April 11, 2009

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Fays-buk;noun: A Social Networking site that once acquired is a complete burn to your private life whether you have one or not due to picture uploads and checking-in. The primitive base for break-ups, procrastination, pedophilia, and job termination.

Facebooker One: So what did you do this weekend?

Facebooker two: Oh I went to Karens party and got drunk off beer pong.

Facebooker one: I Saw

by Lcrox07 August 16, 2011

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The second most famous word that begins with f and ends with k.

A: Hey did u know the word Facebook is the second most famous word that begins with f and ends with k?

B: What's the first?

A: *troll face*

by HappyAlexR July 24, 2011

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Cause of total procrastination in teenagers. Therefore it leads to slipping grades in school.

Friend# 1: hey did you get that us history homework done last night?

Friend# 2: nope, i was Facebook last night...
That probably means i willl do it before he starts class : )

Friend# 1: dude, youre going to fail.

Friend# 2: yes, i know.

by spacezebra December 12, 2010

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