Cellaerial Failure

When someone has lost their cell phone signal and attempts to climb to higher and out of reach places to reconnect and fails by not getting the signal or falling on their ass

john: hey what the hell is bob doing way up there

tim: looks as if hes trying to get a signal for is phone

john: oh well thats just gonna end in cellaerial failure

Cellaerial Failure by TheLurkingMoose October 16, 2009

dump failure 

when, to your surprise, you are unbelievably constipated, and you fail at making a bowel movement after many long minutes on the porcelain throne.

also in geography, dump failure is used to refer to bad waste disposal

I just had the biggest dump failure.

dump failure by kittttttten February 3, 2017

Mechanical failure 

A persistent erection that you have no control over, usually lasting over a few hours

Person 1: Man im so tired, I didn't get any sleep last night because I was in so much pain. I had mechanical failure.
Person 2: That sucks man, maybe you should go see a doctor

Mechanical failure by mtfort February 22, 2018

Worthless Failure

A good for nothing fuck-up who is too stupid to do anything right.

Jesus Christ dude! I gave you one simple task and you still fucked up! You're such a worthless failure!

Worthless Failure by WorthlessFailure May 18, 2018

Bladder Failure 

Bladder failure refers to the act of being unable to hold your pee and releasing urine into your underwear or pants or possibly your sheets.

Was driving home and i really had to go. had a Bladder Failure in the car. so embarrassing

Bladder Failure by The Bladder Master July 21, 2019

Asshole failure 

When Jake showed off his Bachelors Degree one day at work by thinking "renal failure" meant "asshole failure" due to having the words renal and rectal confused.

"So we're discharging him for having asshole failure?"

Asshole failure by Nicoletinells October 22, 2019

toilet failure 

when your toilet starts failing

ayo my toilet is failing come help.
i hate toilet failure

toilet failure by Jasmine Lucas September 10, 2020