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axioms of existence

don't ask me where these are from (part of some obscure theological theory somewhere), but here they are, the 4 pillars of existence, order matters:

1. love (for something)
2. absolute ethicality
3. growth
4. logic

Now, what can you do with these? Bring them up in casual conversation...and...what?
guru: these are the axioms of existence, my pupil.
pupil: um, ok, thanks! (ponders) aww, it looks like at the centre of the universe there's love!
guru: ...for something. don't get carried away romanticising. on average, there is love for life management. and, in opposition, at an overwhelming, massive proportion, there is love for experience, not for love as an experience. but yes, you seem to fall into the latter. cute.
by 1wickedestslam July 22, 2022
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when Valentine exists in the same square 10,000 miles as Scotti

life is a mug except the mug is on fire and you're on fire because you're in hell because he's so amazing and yet such a fucking dumbass
when Valentine exists in the same square 10,000 miles as Scotti, Scotti commits homosexual and becomes a fucking mess
by doctormoosh May 25, 2022
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the word will not exist anymore therefore thats how a website will die.
me: bro But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die.

John: we cant let the word phase from existence!!!! or the website will die
by thisusernameisthirtycharacters September 3, 2021
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Existence

Existence is the balance of living and soulfulness as well as godly forces on each side protecting and destroying life
by Broben5 June 3, 2019
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da baby: It is often a matter of dispute whether a certain government is to be characterized as fascist (radical authoritarian nationalism), authoritarian, totalitarian, a police state or some other category of governance. The term "fascism" itself is controversial, and has been defined in various ways by different authors. Many of the regimes and movements discussed in this article can be considered fascist according to some definitions but not according to others. See definitions of fascism for more information on that subject. But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die.
by passion for pissin June 26, 2021
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A group of words, created by William Shakespeare, to make it as easy to communicate to others.

Though I do want to make other parts of Watermelon Sugar blue, so here's the definition to many.
Jon: hey dude! can you tell me something deep about words?
Bear Grylls: Words that we use are common at all times. But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die.
Jon: damn thats deep.
by AntiSurround August 9, 2021
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