Eli

dude with huge cock, likes hentai (probably), likes big ass, and morning nuts. also a chad.

“dude did u see eli walking? his huge dick keeps falling out of his pants!”
“yeah i swear he’s hogging all the bitches everyday like cmon”

by tiddielover23 May 7, 2020

Eli

a Eli is a complete and utter fuckboi he doesn't have
any friends and he has no life and no game what so ever

girl-wow that kid is such a Eli

by cupcakeman666 September 5, 2016

Eli

Known as daddy to most. He can sometimes keep a chick, but he usually gets curved:(. BUT, he’s a cool guy. Easy to talk to, artistic, talented, strong, and caring. He has a very small penis, but girls love him because of his other characteristics.SIKE! girls only want dick.

Dammmmmnnnnnn!!! Eli is so talented.

by Joopmastersteve January 18, 2018

eli

a dumb little dumby who wears colorful dumb fucking hoodies

Some lesbian mom: Hey eli.

by fugiroeifjkgkg November 12, 2019

Elis

A bit of a wanker who loves himself. His main goal in life is to piss you off throught being an annoying bastard.
He thinks he’s a player but in reality he’s a virgin and doesn’t know the difference between his right hand and someone else’s.

omg did you see him last night, what a dick

ye i know, you can tell he’s an elis!

by WaddupMaNigNog February 25, 2020

Eli

Eli is a fucking bitch. Can't you tell by his name? He is a conceited person who only cares for his own humor regardless of who he needs to hurt to humor himself. Will he help you if you are hurt? NO. Eli only has friends that like him for his money and status, fuck eli.

Person 1: YO fuck eli
Person 2: Ya

by BLITZ87 September 8, 2019

Elis

fucking edgy piece of shit

elis is a cunt i hate him

by Mordelaine June 20, 2018