Easter Bush

When it’s Easter Sunday, and you take the grass filling and the golden egg out of the basket and put it on your vagina, and wam! Now you have a beautiful colorful Easter bush

My bright rainbow Easter bush was coming out of my panties

by Easter Bush April 05, 2021

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Who shit in your easter egg

Either the unfortunate events around the week of easter that wrecks your whole easter weekend. Or the actual event when your son shit in an easter egg and showed it to people at school while joyfully excalming HAPPY EASTER right before Easter Break that wrecked your easter spirit.

"Who shit in your easter egg""crappy" easter because your son Shit in an plastic easter egg. Definition can be used for many reasons around easter.

by Shella34 April 22, 2011

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Easter Egger

A derogatory term for a man with a small dick

Joba: Man,,you’re such an easter egger
Galactic: How would you know?
Joba: Dunno, just guessing.
Jotaro: yare yare...you both are stupid

by Doppy the parappa kinnie 😰 April 04, 2021

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Extreme Ejaculate Easter

Or EEE for short, this challenge starts in easter and ends in the end of easter, all you gotta do is ejaculate every day, or else you fail the challenge, simple right?

Yo, today's Easter, you know what that means...
Extreme Ejaculate Easter challenge

by xxMichaeliscool June 23, 2024

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Easter Kraken

Easter Kraken are kind of kraken, that live around mariana's trench. They generally grow up to about 80 meters long (including tentacles) and about to 50 tons heavy. the largest ever was 140 meters and 90 tons. They have a rabbit like face and ears, but have about 5 beaks in one. When they are first born, they have no tentacles. Every summer they will grow one or two tentacles. They are extremely aggressive. and will deliberately destroy ships and people without having the need to. They enjoy stabbing any of their 60 meter tentacles through a man's torso. They can smash a ship entirely and destroy a village easily.

Ship crew: Sir, Captain! Bad newz.... The Easter Kraken is here!
Captain: Wat! Za YEAster Graken!??! Ready The cannons!

by The lolsnap crapple top April 11, 2015

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