1)The means of transportation used when walking somewhere. Often utilized after a night of partying when you don't have a ride or feel like calling an Uber or cab.
2) The oldest and most reliable form of transportation known to man.
2) The oldest and most reliable form of transportation known to man.
"Hey we're about to head out. Need a ride? No thanks, I'm staying for a bit. "How are you getting home?" "The Shoelace Express!"
"My car's gonna be in the shop for the rest of the week. I guess I'm taking the Shoelace Express until it's fixed!"
"My car's gonna be in the shop for the rest of the week. I guess I'm taking the Shoelace Express until it's fixed!"
by I like cheez-it June 26, 2022
Get the Shoelace Expressmug. This is sex position a coined by Dr. Bradley Johswick, Phd. A man lays on his back. A woman kneels at the his head, legs spread. The man licks the vagina and cums over his body into the woman's mouth.
JOHNSWICK EXPRESS
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by Mack B. May 22, 2008
Get the Johnswick Expressmug. The powerful group that controls the destiny of various podcast hosts. They have controlled certain wrestling universe's with their power and control over things. They are dedicated to the legacy of Lex Luger. They are the most powerful troll group in wrestling history
by Lex Express January 24, 2013
Get the Lex Expressmug. by Jessica L December 14, 2008
Get the weiner expressmug. by CptnBlood November 7, 2012
Get the Orient Expressmug. After one takes an extremly horrid shit and it takes almost all night to wipe your ass...than after that last swipe of fungy turd is left you take the toilet paper threw your brown eye like a locomotive heading up a muddy hill only to get it stuck between your clogged up shit and your stanky ass hair....by the time you can finlly get it out the combination of horrid shit that smells like the rotting corpses of thousands and brittle ass hair disenigrates the peice of toilet paper.....a very rare occurance
Jessica was in the bathroom all night..when she finnaly came out..it smelled like she been threw the choclate express...
Damn Dawg U smell like dried up ass hair..an crusty poop....whats that burning smell?? You just been threw the Choclate Express huh?
Damn Dawg U smell like dried up ass hair..an crusty poop....whats that burning smell?? You just been threw the Choclate Express huh?
by mikethekilla August 12, 2009
Get the The Choclate Expressmug. The steady stream of undesirable female one nights stands that a man encounters because he has no game and/or likes em big.
by Donkeyexpress March 19, 2006
Get the donkey expressmug.