Scottish Exit

Get up to leave and say "Don't worry lads, I've got the tip." Then cash pay a weak tip based on your idea of the bill, but do not pay for your own meal and drinks. Scoot .away.

Mary said to Dave, " what's this 156 dollar charge?"

Dave says, "appears to be Pope's food and drink, but he got the tip."
Mary says: " He only paid the tip? Not his portion?"
Dave: "Yeah he pulled a Scottish Exit."

by carpetstain July 14, 2022

V-Exit

When someone reaches their limit amid a FaceTime, Zoom, or other virtual social get-together and goes to bed.

Kristy was none to pleased at Matthew’s pre-10pm V-exit on FaceTime last night.

by GoldenChild12 March 28, 2020

united exit

Being knocked semi-unconscious and dragged out by your feet.

That guy was so obnoxious the bouncers gave him a united exit.

by KlintQ April 11, 2017

self exit

The censored way of saying to commit suicide

She self exited last night.

by chickennugg_01 June 03, 2024

exit grunt

The sound a person makes when giving that extra umph to complete the passing of an enormous chocolate log.

Dude, we were in a public bathroom, why did that asshole in stall 3 have to give an exit grunt?

by Chredwards April 07, 2017

Pittsburgh exit

Any asinine exit on a highway designed by buttholes that force you to travel through town in order to get back onto the highway, leading to you losing time from traffic. Pittsburgh and other cities in Pennsylvania are known to grossly exploit this atrocity of humanity.

I went on a road trip home yesterday and I accidentally exited at the wrong spot and there was no place to get back on. I got forced to drive through town and had to wait an hour through extremely long stop lights who green lights last only a few seconds. Stupid Pittsburgh exits.

by The Real Driller December 28, 2021

exiteer

A group of people who carry out assisted suicide in the book Exit by Belinda Bauer.

"The ultimate outcome was, of course, inevitable, but in the short term an Exiteer had to learn to be patient"

by morethenless January 07, 2022