dylan: *exists*
girls: AHAHHH DIWKDJWJDWJJSJSJDKEKD
girls: AHAHHH DIWKDJWJDWJJSJSJDKEKD
by squidwards_testicles April 22, 2019
Get the Dylanmug. Dylan's mating behavior varies greatly depending on the social structure of the troop. In the mixed groups of savanna Dylan's, each male can mate with any female. The mating order among the male Dylan's depends partially on their social ranking, and fights between males are not unusual. There are, however, more subtle possibilities; in mixed groups, males sometimes try to win the friendship of females. To garner this friendship, they may help groom the female Dylan, help care for her young, or supply her with food. The probability is high that those young are their offspring. Some female Dylan's clearly prefer such friendly males as mates. However, males will also take infants during fights to protect themselves from harm. A female Dylan initiates mating by presenting her swollen rump to the male's face.
by Maplesyrup~ February 7, 2021
Get the Dylanmug. Dylan, a gentle giant. The best big brother a sister could ask for. A protector that makes you feel like you're famous because he protects you. Great in the kitchen but greater in our live.
by M0RB0T February 10, 2019
Get the Dylanmug. by Hi I am jeff March 17, 2019
Get the Dylanmug. Dylan is a full on melt nobody likes him hes not funny and tbh lots of ppl wanna kill him, hes a dead man, I'm a dylan and I am now dead
by Brothersbro 18 October 7, 2019
Get the Dylanmug. by www.mcdonalds.com September 14, 2018
Get the Dylanmug. Dylan is a sweet caring guy who is full of love. Not knowing Dylan you might think he is a bit stupid and rude but when you get to know him he can be the kindest person you’ll meet. Dylan likes doing new things but often looses interest in them things. Dylan is a very deep in his feels guy and if you hurt Dylan there’s no going back. When a Dylan gets heartbroken he feels it hard. Dylan is also a very funny guy, he makes jokes that can have you laughing for ages. Dylans also tend to be fineee. Dylans are kind of sensitive and have a lot of issues but always put others before them. Dylans are very goofy and if you meet a Dylan I suggest you keep him around for as long as you can. If you get the chance to make Dylan your life long partner you should definitely accept.
by YouKnowWhoItIs85 January 25, 2020
Get the Dylanmug.