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dump tickets

1. Toilet paper: More specifically, the fast-food napkins kept in the glovebox of a vehicle to be used for emergencies in lieu of toilet paper.
today at lunch, christian stocked up on a nice stack of dump tickets for the truck, among other supplies while raiding the fixins bar.
by muffler November 9, 2008
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Ghost Dump

The pleasantly surprising experience of not having to wipe after taking a dump.
"That feel when you go to wipe and are relieved in realizing it was a ghost dump, the task at hand has already been performed by an unseen and unknown force."
by TedStroke June 13, 2013
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Big Dump

There is nothing more satisfying that taking a big dump with a good book to read too
by Rancid randy February 25, 2004
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funny dump

Masturbating while taking a crap. A solo blumpkin.
I'm so frustrated I'm gonna go take a funny dump.
by dj shitdog October 24, 2007
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CAT DUMP

Acronym which stands for Clean Aeronautical Technique. Most useful in bathrooms whereupon the toilet seat is so nasty you don't want it to touch your ass.

Step 1: lift the lid if needed with your foot. Move the lid side to side to ensure it won't slide off under your weight.

Step 2: Make sure there is toilet paper and that is not wet for some ungodly reason

Step 3: Pull your pants down. Step up onto the toilet seat facing the wall behind the toilet. Both feet firmly planted.

Step 4: Using the sidewalls to brace yourself slowly pivot your body so you are facing the door.

Step 5: Slowly squat down

Step 6: Poop like a cat.

Step 7: Don't get caught.

See also: CAT Piss
Tina was horrified when some truck driver with incontinence burst through the stall door and caught her taking a CAT dump.
by Rabbit power February 28, 2019
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company dump

A bowel movement conducted while "on the clock" at work. Normally a good Company Dump takes longer than it should and can be used to avoid work assignments or meetings.
Fred: How was your company dump?
Jack: Not bad, I watched 13 youtube videos and tweeted twice!
by Extra Large Huevos - ELH September 8, 2013
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fridge dump

The act of giving or serving unwanted alcoholic drinks because they’re expired and/or awful to unsuspecting guests. The act results in a feeling of relief because there is now more room in the refrigerator for fresh, delicious alcoholic drinks. Additionally, a feeling of joy will occur simply by giving away shitty drinks to shitty guests.
Those filthy bastards Pat and Jeremy invited themselves over, so let’s fridge dump the Bud Lime Uncle Don brought three years ago on them.
by Zachzilla August 18, 2020
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