Dragon Slaying

The act of having sex with ugly girls for practice.

1. Tony and I just went Dragon Slaying at the trailer park. Damn those bitches were nasty!

2. Hey Dog, You gotta slay a couple dragons before you save the princess.

by JimmySmooth January 12, 2009

dragon kick

The Dragon Kick is performed like a normal 360 Jump Crescent. However after the rotation, instead of kicking with the right leg with a crescent, the left leg shoots out as a front kick. Once the leg is out, you complete 1/2 to one full rotation with the leg in that position.

Usually used on your kids as a last resort at beating them, if they wont listen. Just administer one of these babies, and you'll be gaurunteed to be asking once to clean the dishes from then on.

"Johnny, wash the dishes"
"NO! YOU DONT OWN ME!!!"
*5 across the eyes*
"WHY DID YOU HIT ME, FATHER, FUCK YOU, I HATE YOU EMO EMO EMO"
*dragon kick*
"Where are those damn dishes?

by Jay Gatsby February 15, 2005

Dragon Time

Sleep. Usually in the form of a power nap.

It's been a rough day. Time for some dragon time.

or

A: How come you missed class today?
B: Too much dragon time.

by TooMuchLean January 30, 2010

Accidental Dragon

when a woman is giving a blow job and suddenly laughs , casuing the semen to burst through her nostrils.

oh man, just as we were getting there, she laughed and ended up giving me an accidental dragon

by brandy montezz July 6, 2009

Back on the dragon

When someone who kicked his/her World of Warcraft addiction goes back to it.

So Jeff? I heard you were back on the dragon?

by Johnson Blue June 3, 2010

Dragon Decoy

A sort of dragon costume meant to fool dragons who are being spied on. It should be made from fireproof material.

I used a Dragon Decoy to get passed that dragon

by The Isbey September 13, 2008

Dragon's Neck

A noun describing the skin that attaches the scrotum to the penis.
While the penis is flacid and scrotum saggy, said skin is often seems very abundant in quantity thus resembling the front neck of a mature/ old dragon.

Often loose, hanging, saggy in nature with multible, vertical layers of skin.

This loose state of the genitalia is often caused by a warm, humid environment. Therefore it is most prone to appear in the heat of the summer or if you dress properly in winter.

"Damn, I got my dragon's neck stuck in my zipper again!"

"I got some saggy ass dragon's neck going on right now, I tell ya."

"Woww, that dude's got enough dragon's neck to use it as a boat sail!!"

by Simca April 19, 2013