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Dragon Slaying

The act of having sex with ugly girls for practice.
1. Tony and I just went Dragon Slaying at the trailer park. Damn those bitches were nasty!

2. Hey Dog, You gotta slay a couple dragons before you save the princess.
by JimmySmooth January 12, 2009
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dragon kick

The Dragon Kick is performed like a normal 360 Jump Crescent. However after the rotation, instead of kicking with the right leg with a crescent, the left leg shoots out as a front kick. Once the leg is out, you complete 1/2 to one full rotation with the leg in that position.

Usually used on your kids as a last resort at beating them, if they wont listen. Just administer one of these babies, and you'll be gaurunteed to be asking once to clean the dishes from then on.
"Johnny, wash the dishes"
"NO! YOU DONT OWN ME!!!"
*5 across the eyes*
"WHY DID YOU HIT ME, FATHER, FUCK YOU, I HATE YOU EMO EMO EMO"
*dragon kick*
"Where are those damn dishes?
by Jay Gatsby February 15, 2005
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Dragon Time

Sleep. Usually in the form of a power nap.
It's been a rough day. Time for some dragon time.

or

A: How come you missed class today?
B: Too much dragon time.
by TooMuchLean January 30, 2010
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Dragon's Neck

A noun describing the skin that attaches the scrotum to the penis.
While the penis is flacid and scrotum saggy, said skin is often seems very abundant in quantity thus resembling the front neck of a mature/ old dragon.

Often loose, hanging, saggy in nature with multible, vertical layers of skin.

This loose state of the genitalia is often caused by a warm, humid environment. Therefore it is most prone to appear in the heat of the summer or if you dress properly in winter.
"Damn, I got my dragon's neck stuck in my zipper again!"

"I got some saggy ass dragon's neck going on right now, I tell ya."

"Woww, that dude's got enough dragon's neck to use it as a boat sail!!"
by Simca April 19, 2013
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Dragon deez

Dragon deez balls across your face.
Teacher: who’s dragon deez
Student: dragon deez balls across your face.
by Flying Bhavesh July 6, 2021
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diy dragon

A manga style fantasy webcomic started in 2005. The characters find themselves sucked into a video game because of a freak computer virus.
Did you see what happened on diy-dragon?
by Sixth February 19, 2005
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sperm dragon

A women who is giving oral sex and works up a sneeze at the same time the male is cumming causing her to blow jizz out her nose
Jessica is now a sperm dragon , she was out with brad and he told me she had cum coming out her nose and almost bit his balls off
by envyit September 5, 2018
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