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douchebagest

The douchebag amongst of all douchebags.. The douchebagest!
That's the douchebagest thing I ever imagined.
by Karem Deraman November 20, 2013
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Douchebag Feminism

Feminism perpetrated with the obvious agenda of getting laid. Not real feminism, but manipulative sycophantic speech and gestures disguised as feminism. Can often even take the form of competitive flirting, where one romantic candidate tries to be "more feminist" than another.
"He won't treat her like a lady," Logan said.

But what he really meant was that he wanted her for himself, and would stoop to any level to discredit her true love's worthiness.

Logan was always doing this. His over-zealous and competitive douchebag feminism was a transparent attempt to be sexually popular with women, thus feeding his own sexual conquest of all the local girls.
by doktorj March 8, 2014
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douchebag

Someone who increases a drug by 5500% from $13.50 to $750 per pill, for a life-threatening parasitic infection and suggests, “This isn’t the greedy drug company trying to gouge patients, it is us trying to stay in business.”
You might be a douchebag if you try to justify price gauging the fuck out of sick patients who's medicine and sole means of survival just went through the roof because of your greed.
by PLAWNASAURUSREX November 5, 2015
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inconvenient douchebag

n. Anyone who is acting like a douchebag (or is being a major douchebag) at a time that is bad for either the douchebag or anyone around said douchebag.
Person 1: Joe was acting like such a prick to his girlfriend while his mom was right behing him.
Person 2: What an inconvenient douchebag.

Person 1: Do you wanna know how much of a faggot you are?
Person 2: Dude, stop, my girlfriend's here. You're being an inconvenient douchebag.
by number1woofer February 10, 2010
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whatsup douchebag

A colloquial expression originating in the northeast United States which is used to address one person or party who is entering the scene after doing something deemed "douchey"
Bryan takes his athletes on a long run and makes them run under 6 minute pace. When he returns from his run, the tmd 800 meter runners are like, "whatsup douchebag."
by latigid December 27, 2012
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acoustic douchebag

when a guy decides to be a douchebag under the belief that most people agree with his actions, only to realize that he has no support or back up in the entire world.
You read that thing in Forbes, about that acoustic douchebag being mocked on Facebook, after whining about getting booted from a bar in Seattle for refusing to take off his Google Glass?
by kingnumbers November 27, 2013
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Sir Douchebag

*gasp* is that sir douchebag? he's from south park!
by idk wat u put in dis April 19, 2014
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