Fukitz Disease

A highly contagious disease that commonly affects students between the ages of 16 and 30. Those who contract the disease experience an array of symptoms including:

- fatigue
- agitation
- apathy
- procrastination

Those suffering from Fukitz Disease may be wrongly called lazy, quitter, etc. These are in fact symptoms of their condition.

Treatment is limited and still being researched. Lectures from parents have minimal affect.

Condition improves with time off work or school - ie: summer break.

Chris did not study for his exam because he was suffering from a case of Fukitz Disease.

by School Nurse May 18, 2011

Hoe Disease

Hoe disease is when a person has multiple friends of the gender/genders they are attracted to. The brain will pick one of the friends and decided with no warning to develop a crush for them. Depending on the case some people might tell the person other won’t. Almost everyone has experienced this. This is completely normal and nothing to be ashamed of.

Me: I like you
Them: why?
Me: I’ve caught a case of hoe disease
Them: cool

by We all have hoe disease May 23, 2019

matt’s disease

Matt’s disease is a brain crippling disease caused by doing a pointless task over and over such as running in circles or spinning a fidget spinner.

After using a fidget spinner for an hour Joe got Matt’s disease.

by Would that one that October 12, 2017

celiac disease

A disease that is explained above but also a lyric from the song Jungle by Mome boys.

"Celiac disease I don't fuck with gluten.

by M.C. Awesome June 4, 2021

Briansens Disease

When a close friend of yours leaves all of his close friends for his new girlfriend, and practically falls off the face of the earth so he can be with her every waking moment. This is the act of being "pussy whipped"

Joe, I know Mary is a cool girl, but make sure you don't catch Briansens disease

by broxkiller November 17, 2009

harkinson’s disease

Rare autoimmune disease believed to have

Symptoms :A general state of Disheveledness

Treatment: A haircut and well ironed uniform

Is billy okay? He looks like he may have caught the Harkinson’s disease?

by Sfd1512 April 13, 2018

Shaver's Disease

A medical condition in which the sufferer experiences convulsions restricted to the arm regions, usually resulting in drum like taps on whatever surface happens to be near. As it is a close relative of tourettes syndrome the sufferer often screams and tells at random intervals subsisting mainly of "what the sack" or pterodactyl screeches.

"What's up with that guy screaming in the corner?"
"Oh he has stage five Shaver's Disease"

by Harsh Static October 8, 2018