drinking from the red river

The act of eating a lady out while she is on the rag.

Bill is nasty. I heard he was drinking from the red river last night.

by 517 March 28, 2009

Jedi Drinking Game

A drinking game played with two people at a time and can consist of tournaments, though this is not recommended. Two players have both a six-shot nerf gun and a plastic lightsaber. The player with the nerf gun stands a good distance away from the player with the lightsaber just far enough so that it becomes quite difficult to dodge the dart. (Distances may vary due to the strength of the nerf gun, however 20 feet is a normal distance) The player with the nerf gun fires six times at the player with the plastic lightsaber and the player with the lightsaber must dodge or block the dart. For every time the player with the lightsaber is hit, he or she must take a drink. Once the player with the nerf gun uses his six shots, both players must trade the gun and the lightsaber and repeat the process. The game goes on until a player gets hit six times in a row in one round, in which he has to finish all of his drink and another.

We're playing the Jedi Drinking Game at the party tonight

by Incredible Bulk October 14, 2009

Blue Dicking

The act of giving a blow job with blue pop rocks so as to achieve a fizz pop sensation and turn the aforementioned dick blue.

Yesterday I caught Vivian and Carlos blue dicking under the bleachers.

by Peppy Cleveland January 15, 2011

Citrus dicking

When you put citric acids on the sensitive foreskin of your dick, your body goes into shock for the predicted pain in such a way it's like your high. It's a high that can be compared to the high you get from ecstasy, speed or coke, it only lasts shorter. You feel like you can do anything and will probably try to. It kicks in as soon as you do it, and wears of after a couple of minutes. There are no known side effects.

Example 1:

Last night I went citrus dicking, and got high as a kite.

Example 2:

Person 1: Hey man, I citrus dicked so hard last night, I almost punched trough a wall!

Person 2: Really?! Did you do lemons or oranges?

Person 1: Oranges are the way to go man.

by Mary Ann Evans June 28, 2013

drinking watermelon

A term used in Beyonce's song Drunk in Love. Watermelons have plenty of seeds, this is symbolic of Jay Zs semen which she has been drinking

Jason got me the best gift for our anniversary! I just might start drinking watermelon tonight 😋

by NotSoInnocent January 22, 2014

B Drinking

B Drinking is where a club owner/employer permits persons, commonly known as B Drinkers, to solicit patrons for drinks and to accept drinks from patrons in return for a commission ("cut") or other compensation. Drinks are sold as liquor, but may contain nothing but watered down Kool-Aid. Patrons pay high prices for these drinks to impress women, when the drinks cost only pennies to make. B Drinking is, basically, a scam designed to bilk poor, lonely people out of their hard-earned money by having them buy women drinks for a little bit of attention. B Drinkers may then try to solicit other "services" like sex, drugs, etc. It is a common practice for B Drinkers to save their swizzle sticks and turn them in to a club owner at the end of the night to account for their "cut" of the overpriced drinks. It is an illegal business practice that still runs rampant in coastal Mississippi and Louisiana.

Clovis got shut down and hauled off to jail for promoting B Drinking at The Rocket Room.

ATC Agents visited Loulee's Lounge over a six-week period and reported that they had witnessed multiple accounts of B Drinking.

by MSMiss September 1, 2010

dinning

The way every illiterate person I ever met spells "dining".

To Awl inturestid Horspital staf:
Ther will b a meating inthe nursing home 1 dinning room at 0900 to heer a leckchur on the hazzurds of consuming lead-baist paint chips durin childhud.

by dandi December 19, 2003