ding dong ditch

When a woman has close encounters or sex with a man and then runs away.

"Dude, i just got ding dong ditched yesterday, I'm kind of embarrassed.

by Crispy Cream April 24, 2009

ding dong

A man's wiener, wee-wee, penis , genitalia...

Do you want to play with my ding dong?

by prosciuto April 15, 2009

Dicky's ding dong

Name given to the unsightly looking 'landmark' placed in Western Australian city, Perth. It is a large glass belltower placed on adjacent the Swan river which runs through the city. The tower presumably cost a large amount of funding to build and is appreciated by no-one, the 'Dicky' in the phrase refers to much hated Australian prime minister John Howard; an evil little man, see 'John Howard'

"Alright then mate I'll meet you in the city next Dicky's ding dong"

by Poo March 7, 2005

Ding-Dong Ding-Dong knock knock knock

No one's home. Rejected, GO HOME.

"I went to my mom's house to get eat some chicken wings and waffle fries, and i got ding-dong ding-dong knock knock knocked."

"I paid $250 on prom night and I got ding-dong ding-dong knock knock knocked. Apparently she doesn't dig the love handles or the snaggletooth

by batarange January 13, 2009

Ding Dong

Definition: A Ding Dong is a stolen car used to thrash about and do whatever in it. A Ding Dong can also be a car that is just beat up.

“Michael is Trapping in the ding dong”

“120 in a ding dong mush”

by K9 Juggs February 9, 2020

ding-dong-ching-ding-dang

The way to call someone a no braining fucking retarded imbecile of a Lack of IQ completely idiotic dumbass nigger.

Jax: Hey Jale, I sent the sex tapes to the GC!

Jale: YOU DING-DONG-CHING-DING-DANG!

by SexualAnonymous September 20, 2022

Ding-Dong

Phrase that is said when you feel that someone is not up to par. As in "Is anyone home?"

Ding-Dong!? Would you like me to turn off the food disposal before YOU stick your hand in there?

by macFI May 20, 2009