fuckin diesel

The epitomy of all compliments. Used sparingly, and never lightly.

Synonyms: Minx, mack, beast.

Dude, SBD is SUCH a fuckin diesel.

by slick-back diesel May 25, 2006

pineapple diesel

aka p-diesel
that crazy herb... taste like pineapples!

yooooo! your boi took a hit of the p-diesel and hurled! he shouldn't hit that shit like that!

by vaguegus May 10, 2005

Diesel Boy

Diesel Boys are chauchies who wear the Diesel brand of clothing. These guys think that they are bad-ass in their $100 t-shirts and jeans that look like they came from the girls' rack. You can often spot Diesel Boys dressed in everything Diesel from a toquw or hat to a wrinkled shirt (it's supposed to look like that) with fake spray paint all over it, to jeans that you swear you've seen your sister wearing, to the shoes. You will often see Diesel Boys in their natural habitats of clubs. They usually travel in packs attempting to pick up chicks with too much make up. See also ass pirate

Diesel Boy: "Hey watch it these jeans cost $150!"
Normal Person: "Fuck off Diesel Boy!"

"Whoa that guy dresses like a homosexual!"
"No that's just a Diesel Boy."

by The Dude February 4, 2005

Vin Diesel

Inexplicably shit actor.

I just saw that new Harry Potter movie. Mike Newell is to Harry Potter what Vin Diesel is to acting!

by Ross the Omnipotent December 28, 2005

Diesel Burner

a red neck that fucks blacks.

Yo, you see that nig timmy was with lastnight? yea, what a diesel burner.

by 954 November 30, 2009

Cock Diesel

When something is so awesome and so sick dick that it blows your mind to almost disbelief and you feel the need to describe it, but normal words/sayings just won't cut it.

Brendan: So where were you last night? You left the bar pretty early.
Edwin: Yeah I know, I met these two sorority girls last night and I ended up going back to their house and had a threesome.
Brendan: Sick dick!
Edwin: No, even better. Turns out we were being super loud while I was giving them both an alabama hot pocket and I woke up one of their other sisters. I guess they're really comfortable with each other because I ended up giving the third girl a birmingham booty call.
Brendan: You're right, thats Cock Diesel!

by Danger McHot Sexypants March 7, 2010

Diesel Cruze

A Cruze that 1% of the population knows about, and only .069% understand anything about it. Apparently gets better mileage than a hybrid and isn’t gay.

“Why is your Cruze knocking?”
“Idk, I think it’s a diesel Cruze or something”

by DieselBoi69 June 1, 2018