Armand Van Der Merew is a category 9 big boi with massive tiddies. If provoked, will call upon the gods of "tsa mina mina eh eh", to chase you down with looming missiles that progress faster and faster until they impact you in the rectum. Once the rectumus missiles have met their fate inside your rectum you will be completely immobilized. He will then grow long muscular legs that allow him to run at you with speeds unimaginable to the average person. While running, he will be engaged in clapping mode, where his cheeks constantly clap in order to disperse the heat and friction coming from his ground thumping legs. By the time that behemoth of an absolute unit is close enough to reach you, he will make one big LEAP into the air, do a summersault, and absolutely crush you with his vibrating buttocks.
Oh man, I sure hope I don't get chased down by that absolute unit this time, sheeesh. One more rectumus missile from Armand Van Der Merew, and I'm as good as a vegetable.
by Jason with a C July 25, 2023
Get the Armand Van Der Merewmug. Usually comes from Hero Fiennes Tiffin's mouth but, don't worry about it sweetheart :)
You can only say it if you use a british accent
You can only say it if you use a british accent
by @hessahardintessa March 22, 2019
Get the U SEE IT DER?mug. An owner of a company who has no idea what is going on. Someone who claims that they are the commander but instead their employees shorten it to DER
Here comes Der from another phone call
by Cgspeeg June 12, 2022
Get the Dermug. by thetree3000 June 7, 2022
Get the der Baum von neben anmug. This is a generalized saying that can be used at the end of any sentence when trying to summarizing any explains. It gets addictive and you will find yourself using it more than you should. A great way to finish any sentence when you can't be bother explaining the whole story to others. Could also be spelt {Deddle a der}.
I went for a night out with the girls and it was like you know "Diddle a der". I picked the kids up from school then went to the shop then you know Diddle a der.
by Belinda Jane February 21, 2019
Get the Diddle a dermug. the very best beer drinkers and weed smokers. they love having a beer and they are really weird and awkward. but incredibly handsome. everyone loves them...
by i like licking pokeballs July 31, 2017
Get the van der zeemug. 