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Cums in Danish

When u feels like tellin the mandem u boutta cum no homo but wanna be fancy n that ting and wanna say it in a different language you get me?
Me: "Oi oi watch this noise" *cums in danish*
My homeboy: Oi that's some mad shit yknow blud
Thot: That jizz bussin bussin no kizzy
by Bored_Zomb November 4, 2021
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Danish Turntable

A male bakes a homemade cherry or cream cheese Danish (bakers choice). Once it is finished and slightly cooled down, a blindfolded female assumes the "doggy" position on the kitchen table. The male then proceeds to have intercourse with her through the European pastry. She immediately turns around and performs oral sex. She must then guess the flavor of the Danish filling before taking off the blindfold.
She totally failed at the Danish Turntable! She thought it was cherry, so we had to do it again!
by Tuffmcgruff September 15, 2022
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Danish Anchorman

Your partner lies on his or her head in a head stand whilst spreading their ash cheeks, you squat over them with a turd slighting protruding form your anus. You then take turns exchanging the fecal matter between each other’s anal cavities. In and out. In. And. Out.
Dude, Me and that girl did a wicked danish anchorman last night.
by Danish anchorman March 22, 2022
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Danish Whore

A Danish guy that love's pølsefest and he's fat

Don't worry im danish myself, so im also making fun of myself
Richard: Hey, do you know the guy in the wheel chair?
Richard's Friend: Don't go close to him, you will become a Danish Whore
by Who's this guy? May 21, 2018
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Danish

Danish is a language came from denmark but people who is named as danish is actually a charming,nice and cute person.People who is named as danish actually majority is male.He is very understanding and if you have any problem just shared with him and you will left speechless.If you know someone who named as danish,better you ask for his number and i bet you will fall in love.
1."who is that guy?"
2."oh,he is danish,better i get his number"
by Danish azim April 22, 2018
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Danish

Danish is a guy that always makes you smile, he's sweet, kind, funny, shy, caring and super handsome that came straight out from kdrama. He's the guy who will stay loyal to you, but once you're on the bad side he'll show you that he doesn't like you and he'll be very cold to you so dont mess with him! Having a danish is the best, if you're friends with danish or in a relationship with him so dont ever let go of him because he's the most sweetest guy i know and will always make you smile with his smile. Danish is a limited addition that is hard to find and an amazing person.
P1: who's that guy that hannah is dating? He so handsome!

P2: that's danish, he's the funniest and kindness person i know.

P1: wow, i wish he's mine. Lucky her!
by Limhong November 23, 2021
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danish drunk

Danish people has been "lately" the must beer drinkers per inhabitant accurding how much a person drinks per year in Scandinavia.
Do you want to get danish drunk?
by Openhygge July 13, 2017
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