John Curtis

A god in Half-Life 2, he's sneaky as a ninja while escaping from combine but deadly as a uh..john curtis when combine make him mad or kill his dog.

Citizen: Have you heard of John Curtis?
Civil Protection Officer: *has flashbacks*

by theultimaterandomnessepic September 12, 2019

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curtis moment

when someone named curtis says something that is gay, stupid, hentai/weeb related, or acts completely oblivious to the current conversation/current event

'bro thats a curtis moment' 'lets hope we don't get a curtis moment tonight'

by yuh4132 June 16, 2020

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Curtis Footjob

A man named Curtis will take his foot and shove it up a man, or womans private area while reciting the ABC's with glee.

I wonder if you ever done the Curtis footjob

by roganfootjobcreator November 25, 2022

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Curtis T

When you shit your pants on accident and stuck your finger in it and smell it. Then you hand it off to your lady to smell while she's washing dishes.

Bruh, the other day my girl was mad at me so I gave her the ol Curtis T.

by Dirty Burkhart April 14, 2025

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(n) the most amazing actor known to mankind, seen in Once Were Warriors, Whale Rider, Crossing Over, Blow, Bringing on the Dead, River Queen, Trauma (tv program)

(v) the act of an incredibly sexy man pulling his hair up into a tight bun on the top of his head and looking stunningly hot

Hey, baby, you want to look really hot for me tonight? Wear those jeans I like and Cliff Curtis your hair for me, okay? Then we'll play a little game later called "Just the Tip"...

by Kate Mungenate May 24, 2011

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