A fair skinned male who puts so much gel into his hair that if you press on it, it wil sound like bitting into a kettle cooked chip.
by SPC_Close24 March 16, 2011
Get the Crunchy White Boymug. A mom who typically adheres to crunchy mama beliefs but occasionally will use disposable diapers for convince or who may or may not vaccinate
That mom breastfeeds, does baby led weaning, cosleeps, but believes in some vaccinations, she’s a semi crunchy mama
by S.C.Mama February 2, 2021
Get the Semi crunchy mamamug. A person from southern California that smokes that sticky icky, wears bohemian jewelry she bought from forever 21, and think plants have feelings.
by Post_bologna September 14, 2019
Get the Crunchy fruit granolamug. One crunchy boy is a meme, and the ”One crunchy boy” is an Apple, because an apples peel is very crunchy.
by DaBaconMan March 31, 2018
Get the one crunchy boymug. A breakfast cereal like Cheerios but made to be floated in cider, not milk.
"The breakfast cereal of champ'yons!"
"The breakfast cereal of champ'yons!"
"I was feeling a bit shaky in the morning, so I had some CRUNCHY CIDER - O'S with white lightening on."
by D&nya December 14, 2007
Get the CRUNCHY CIDER - O'Smug. by Stevelicis August 17, 2010
Get the Crunchy the Chinese Sailormug. by tykinthestudiorappinerryday January 22, 2021
Get the crunchy munchy pocketmug.