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raisin cream pie 

An old guy giving someone a cream pie
Because his balls look like raisins
That guy gave my daughter a raisin cream pie

Memphis Cream Pie 

The act of packing cocaine underneath the foreskin of your penis, followed by dipping the head of the penis in cocaine once more, and then engaging in vaginal or anal intercourse until reaching climax while creating a numbing-high sensation for the female partner.
Ricky gave me the wildest Memphis Cream Pie last night I swear I almost fainted it was so good!

Chocolate cream pie 

When you push your butt cheeks together while pinching a loaf..
I always have to shower after a chocolate cream pie...

Boston Cream pie 

Don’t. You. Dare. It is a very good dessert from the greatest city on earth and it SHOULD be nothing more or nothing less.
If anyone uses Boston Cream Pie as a sexual term one more time, I will lose my shit.

Canada cream pie 

A Canada cream pie is a sexual act in which the male puts maple syrup in either the vagina or the asshole and strokes it till completion. Then eats out the woman (or man) for a tasty Canada cream pie.
Dude 1: I’m so hungry and horny rn!
Dude 2: I don’t have much in my pantry, but I do have some syrup. Want a Canada cream pie?
Dude 1: hell yes dude!
Canada cream pie by Brendawg Jones January 12, 2024

Merryland Cream Pie 

A pie gaining a celebrity food status invented in 2001 be El Cheffo Dano Rae made from vanilla pudding topped with marshmallows and raspberry pie filling with the topping being frozen and placed on the pie. The topping is cracked with a spoon and still crunchy when eaten.
Dano Rae's Merryland Cream Pie is ficking incredible.
Merryland Cream Pie by Slothster January 15, 2024