second cousin

a child of a first cousin

My cousin, Ashleys' child Amanda, is my Second Cousin.

by arkitek December 28, 2005

Your cousin

When someone asks you who their date and or lover is.

Joe: Guess who I'm going to prom with?
You: Your cousin?

by xX-_<>UWU<>_-Xx October 15, 2019

Eskimo Cousin

When two or more girls (or guys) find out the same girl (or guy) had sex with their significant others.

Lindsey's boyfriend slept with Summer, and my boyfriend slept with Summer too! Lindsey and I are now Eskimo cousins.

by JP Lee September 10, 2012

vodka cousin

A Vodka Cousin is like a Vodka Aunt, only cooler. Classier than your average Weed Cousin, they're the oldest child in the your family; probably love the eighties, and have no filter.

They're the embodiment of the Vodka Aunt ideal, they're just 18. They're partying like it's still 1999, but they were born in 2001. They're alternative, Timmy. Step off.

"I'm not a Vodka Aunt, I'm your Vodka Cousin. I'm like a Vodka Aunt, only cooler."

"Hot damn, dude! Your cousin, Tabitha, is a total Vodka Cousin."

by IllogicalHuman December 7, 2019

cousin complex

a cousin complex is where you simp for peoples cousins because their smoke shows.

gosh i have such a cousin complex, your older cousin is so pretty and for what 😩

by gchexu July 16, 2021

Like Cousin

A person who is not really family, but "like" family.

Kimberly is my like cousin. She's not really my cousin, but she's like my cousin.

by Magnolia Bea May 21, 2021

Amish Cousins

When two or more people are molested by the same person. It’s a similar concept to Eskimo bros.

Hey, I heard you guys are Eskimo Bros.

No, we are Amish Cousins... My uncle is a bastard

*High five bro*

by badn'booty December 18, 2019