a child of a first cousin
by arkitek December 28, 2005
Get the second cousinmug. by xX-_<>UWU<>_-Xx October 15, 2019
Get the Your cousinmug. When two or more girls (or guys) find out the same girl (or guy) had sex with their significant others.
Lindsey's boyfriend slept with Summer, and my boyfriend slept with Summer too! Lindsey and I are now Eskimo cousins.
by JP Lee September 10, 2012
Get the Eskimo Cousinmug. A Vodka Cousin is like a Vodka Aunt, only cooler. Classier than your average Weed Cousin, they're the oldest child in the your family; probably love the eighties, and have no filter.
They're the embodiment of the Vodka Aunt ideal, they're just 18. They're partying like it's still 1999, but they were born in 2001. They're alternative, Timmy. Step off.
They're the embodiment of the Vodka Aunt ideal, they're just 18. They're partying like it's still 1999, but they were born in 2001. They're alternative, Timmy. Step off.
"I'm not a Vodka Aunt, I'm your Vodka Cousin. I'm like a Vodka Aunt, only cooler."
"Hot damn, dude! Your cousin, Tabitha, is a total Vodka Cousin."
"Hot damn, dude! Your cousin, Tabitha, is a total Vodka Cousin."
by IllogicalHuman December 7, 2019
Get the vodka cousinmug. by gchexu July 16, 2021
Get the cousin complexmug. by Magnolia Bea May 21, 2021
Get the Like Cousinmug. Hey, I heard you guys are Eskimo Bros.
No, we are Amish Cousins... My uncle is a bastard
*High five bro*
No, we are Amish Cousins... My uncle is a bastard
*High five bro*
by badn'booty December 18, 2019
Get the Amish Cousinsmug.