Sitting court side

When your sitting down (normally in class) and someone’s ass is right next to/infront of your face.

Damn man, I love math class.

Why?

Because I’m Sitting court side, with Ms stevens teaching!

by Parker-lefty April 6, 2025

Moot my Court

Desire for someone to commit sexual acts on your person, or your “chambers”

“Did you see Stephanie today?”

“Stephanie with the ass?”

“Yes, she could moot my court”

by Pinchdoof March 18, 2023

Jerez Court

a cul-de-sac next to a golf course where rich people who play golf don't swing correctly and break windows...

Jerez Court residents sure seem to have a lot of broken windows.

by myboys May 14, 2009

Courts on

A question used to gauge the verdict on a topic, usually implying a consensus (a “court”).

“Courts on watching Love Island tonight?”
*all those in favor raise their hands*

by Sloppysuzie June 27, 2022

Sitting court side

When a woman with a big ass (usually a teacher) bends over right next to your face as your sitting down.

Micheal: “Why do you love math class so much?”

Levi: “ because I’m Sitting court side!”

by Parker-lefty April 20, 2025

Order in the court

When you slap your partners forehead with your cock three times in a row

She was talking too much so I thought it was time for “order in the court”

by Kavorks October 12, 2019

court house hot pocket

the same as an ohio style hot pocket, except its when a judge does it and throws it at the defendant

Person 1: omg did the judge just give the defendant an ohio style hot pocket?!
Person 2: no sir, this is the court of law, that is a court house hot pocket.

by RoseDaemon May 15, 2023