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Homeless Collection

A pun on haute couture meaning a clothing genre defined by mis-matched & ill-fitting pieces that one refuses to give away or donate to charity, where they belong.

A look defined by clothing that is "long in the tooth" yet still worn and considered appropriate/stylish by the wearer.

A grouping of clothing articles that only a destitue/homeless person in dire need would wear, when provided by charity.
My husband has so many new designer duds, yet he still chooses to shop from the closet with the homeless collection of clothes......

Why are you dressing yourself from a homeless collection? Have you not looked in the mirror?

He was so cheap his clothes look like they came from a homeless collection yet he thinks he looks great!
by KJack February 11, 2013
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Collective

Collective is an an independently owned record company/Podcast for artists of all genres such as Hip-Hop/Rap, Conscious Rap, R&B Soul, Alternative Rock, etc. Founded by Jtti and his brother Jack Troia. their main goal is to unite and bring the world together using music!
Did anyone hear about the new Collective Album With Jtti?
by CollectiveTheMovement October 18, 2022
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Freak Show Collectable

A collectable that should hold no value due to looking very bad. However, due to either a popularity with collectors/fans, limited production, and/or the sheer novelty of it, it becomes very sought after. With prices being fairly high given how crappy the collectable is.
Person 1: Hey, do you still have that fast food toy that looks defective?
Person 2: Yeah, but it's become a freak show collectable now. I might sell it for $400 or more online.
by WeegeeCool January 9, 2023
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Collection basket

Money to keep the well oiled machine going, functioning.
Anything dysfunctional is no good for the machine, it's designed to have interchangeable, functional parts that keep it running. It takes lots of money, so there's always a collection basket to keep it going.
by Solid Mantis December 2, 2020
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airplane collection

a secret code term for dick pics, usually used by someone trying to flirt and failing miserably.
Ew, this guy asked if I wanna look at his airplane collection and I said 'sure' but then he took out his phone to show a photo album of just his dick, it was gross.
by Vickie kap December 17, 2020
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Collecting the Receipts

(v) the act in which one screenshots text conversations to use as blackmail in the future
Susan: I can’t beileve he said that? He shouldn’t get away with that

Clair: Girl he won’t. I’m collecting the receipts.
by Claret Mcbrowb June 12, 2018
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bulk collection

Surveillance data in which technology has created an opportunity to monitor a millions of people. Currently with in an indiscriminate process in which a dragnet is placed over large amounts of data. With any kind of decency, considered one of the dirtiest words (phrase) in language.
A federal appeals court has ruled the National Security Agency’s bulk collection of millions of Americans’ phone records is illegal. The program was exposed by NSA whistleblower Edward Snowden
by High and Low November 5, 2019
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