Kurt Cobain

The act of laying down and vigorously jerking off, lifting your legs right before cumming so that you blast on your own face.

""Courtney dumped me, I'm going to go home and Kurt Cobain myself".

by thunderstruck614 February 15, 2019

Kurt Cobain

Fucking Awsome Guy. Lead Singer Of Nirvana made Grunge the most popular type of music in the 90's. Wrote the best songs. Fucking Awsome Dude!

Henry: Who Kurt Cobain
Jack: Blank Stare* "Are You Fucking Kidding Rite Now?"

by Mr. Strange The One October 2, 2011

kurt cobain

accidently hitting your face with semen up on ejaculating

dude...i totally just pulled a kurt cobain...time to take a shower

by LexusTheBestus August 2, 2010

Frances Bean Cobain

The daughter of Nirvana frontman Kurt Cobain and Hole singer Courtney Love. She was born on August 18, 1992, not '93.

Frances Bean Cobain's alter ego is Fiddle Tim.

by Gettogetheronemoretime December 16, 2011

Kurt Cobain Yourself

The act of killing yourself via gunshot wound to the head.

Kilian "You should fucking Kurt Cobain Yourself"
Logan "Who's my Courtney Love?"

by Youngxelvis December 12, 2018

Pulled a Kurt Cobain

Accidentally shot oneself in the head with a shotgun

(cop gets shot on GTA IV, falls over and accidentally shoots himself in the face with a shotgun)
"Looks like he just pulled a Kurt Cobain!"

by Xtreme2252 September 16, 2009

Kurt Cobain's Microphone

A shotgun.

*Mike and Sarah are awoken by a noise in the middle of the night*

Sarah (Whispering): I think there's an intruder in the house

Mike (Whispering): Get me Kurt Cobain's Microphone and I'll give this noisy bastard something to sing about.

by Sieffy March 21, 2017