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Alaskan Cinnamon Roll

The act of shitting on your partner's chest after having intercourse and then cumming on top of the shit. After performing the first step, it is encouraged for one to eat the masterpiece.
Q: Why does your breath smell like shit?
A: Its not shit, its an Alaskan Cinnamon Roll. Want one?
by Whoof Arted January 9, 2011
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Cinnamon Roll

Cinnamon Roll- A tanned skinned female on e.
Guy- " I wonder what that guy does to have three cinnamon rolls following him around"

Guy- " put her on e, and watch her go, that's why they call her cinnamon roll."

(cinnamon stick- The male equivalent. A tanned male who is a douche bag )
by uinthedirtmo July 20, 2012
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Cinnamon Toast Punch

A finely crafted beverage from the hills of Appalachia consisting of cinnamon toast crunch mixed with punch.
The best restaurants in the world have several flavors of Cinnamon Toast Punch on tap.
by kirupa February 15, 2014
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akron cinnamon bun

The technical name for having sex with a person of ample proportions and not being able to find the intended hole, so in the end you just settle for the largest fat fold you can find and cum all over it, making it look like the sticky cum glaze that you see on a Cinnabon or Krispy Kreme donut.
Even though I was railing Margie from behind last night, I couldn't find her pussy hole because she was so fat, so I just came all over one of her big marsupial like fat folds instead, giving her an Akron cinnamon bun.
by Pervert K. Schneckelbaum December 1, 2016
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Indonesian Cinnamon Pelican

When a man puts a heavy of cinnamon on his penis and slaps his women in the eye then does anal with her till she voids her bowels
Hey I'm feeling really dirty tonight wanna do a Indonesian cinnamon pelican.
by The master of sexual misconduc January 10, 2016
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cinnamon toast turntables

hey dude i went on cinnamon toast turntables today. Now I can't go escape. Help....
by Luckie 559 February 27, 2021
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Cinnamon Toast Fuckery

-Something that is so unbelievably insane, supernatural, and/or surreal

-Something that is so confusing that you cannot wrap your head around it.
I went outside and was greeted by a plane crash, followed by a forest fire. That's some cinnamon toast fuckery

What in the cinnamon toast fuck is the mass of the universe?

I have to divide by a letter to get a number. That's some cinnamon toast fuckery
by TheWarHorse100 July 20, 2020
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