wiener christmas

February 14th, what the women like to think of as Valentines Day

Brad: Isnt this Sunday Valentines Day?
Chad: Bro, no it’s not. As long as you get your girl some chocolate that’s Wiener Christmas

by UrbanOuttiters February 7, 2021

Christmas promise

It's not just a promise. It's a really special promise never to be broken. A promise made by an orphan or an unlucky person with high hopes for a Christmas miracle. Christmas promises can make Christmas miracles.

You can't break a Christmas promise just cause Drake and Josh are in jail for something they do.

by TheUrbanGirlNextDoor December 16, 2014

Christmas Drift

A holiday tradition with early aboriginal roots that is a final farewell/goodbye to the holiday season. Christmas Drift is always celebrated on January 2 and traditionally involves:

-wearing socks you've received as a Christmas gift
-lighting fireworks
-burning of the Christmas tree(s)
-preparing homemade pizza
-doing 'donuts' in an icy parking lot
-eating boxed supermarket cake
-viewing a Will Smith film
-lighting a sparkler before bed as a final farewell to Christmas Drift and the holiday season

Christmas Drift is a joyful occasion but at the same time can also be quite sad as you reflect on previous holiday season, and prepare for the long wait until next Christmas.

I'm sad that Christmas is over, but soon we get to burn the tree on Christmas Drift! Yaaay!

by Kevin Smiley January 2, 2018

Christmas present

A very lame, 3 definition, Urban Dictionary present for cuteuwu Mingjie <3

Merry Christmas! Here's a Christmas present...

by plant julie December 22, 2020

Christmas Hangover

The slight depression some people experience for up to a week after Christmas is over-it is caused by all the excitement of christmas suddenly being over.

The most common age group of people that suffer from Christmas Hangover is around ages 8-13, however, there have been other reported cases.

Once he realized that there was no more presents to open, and that he had to go back to school, Paul was suffering from severe Christmas Hangover.

by CalebD December 24, 2009

Nigger Christmas

When a KFC, Popeyes, or Churches Chicken opens in a black neighborhood

Look mamma!
Oh baby its christmas!

Look over its a Nigger Christmas

by V Priest July 7, 2010

Christmas Hoe

To be a woman of extreme promiscuity. Basically a hoe multiplied by 3. Christmas term comes in from Santa Claus' famous "Ho Ho Ho" trademark.

Ricky: Ayo, there goes that one hoe from the club son.

Bobby: Mayne!, that girl ain't no hoe son... She's a christmas hoe! There's a difference.

by DeezyD May 1, 2009