Chocolate Milf

Used as a noun. Also considered vulgar. In black history terms, a black mother I'd love to fuck.

"Damn, look at that chocolate milf!"

by FUQ!!! September 24, 2009

Chocolate Hot-dog

Also called the butt sausage, the Chocolate Hot-dog is a turd.

Who squeezed out a chocolate hot-dog into the urinal?

by Emilio Prieto December 1, 2010

Chocolate smoothie

The act of anal to ejaculation, followed by a tossed salad, then usually followed by a kiss.

Dude, you are sick. I can't believe you gave her a chocolate smoothie.

by Mr. BRW February 5, 2008

chocolate bracelet

the resulting fecal ring that is left around one's wrist after fisting another individual/animal, who has insufficiently cleaned their asshole after shitting.

Mother: "Dammit Brian you left another chocolate bracelet on my wrist, how many times do I have to tell you?!?! Wipe your ass before you ask me to fist you. JESUS CHRIST!"

Brian: "My bad, Mom"

by willywonkachocolatefactory March 17, 2010

Chocolate Rain Bomb

When a person puts on the song Chocolate Rain on full blast on their friend's computer speakers and then immediately runs out of their friend's home.

I can't believe Shane Chocolate Rain Bomb-ed Joey! The funeral's Tuesday.

by TheGreatSpritzingFuck August 27, 2010

chocolate starburst

when you are balls deep in the vagina with the girl on her back and she farts to vibrate/tickle your testicles

so, I was with this chick the other night and she gave me a chocolate starburst, but I think it was chunky.

by stubadoo January 14, 2015

Chocolate Whopper

A two step sexual act in which the dominant partner deficates onto the stomach of their prone partner before laying atop them, forming a sandwich-like position, to then continue fornication.

Before having sex with my freak of a girlfriend, I had to take a shit, then she protested and asked me to give her the 'ol Chocolate Whopper.

by Notmatthewatall June 11, 2018