crochead

Someone who has many pairs of crocs and loves crocs

"dang that guy has a bunch of crocs...what a crochead!"

by crockerdile July 1, 2022

Crackhead tweaker

What happens when you combine a crackhead and a tweaker, they are the most dangerous humans to ever walk on the earth. They are very unpredictable, have Usain bolt speed, and generally act feral. they are most likely addicted to atleast 4 different drugs. They have viciously long nails and lemon yellow teeth. They can sniff out drugs from miles away, if you have ANY sort of substances they want, you better give it to them or you will get mauled.

1. "Ayo what's that crackhead tweaker doing over there? Oh, he's scavenging for a grain of cocaine."
2. "You better give that crackhead tweaker you pills or he finna maul you"

by STL446 May 20, 2023

BEFUCKINGYOND CRACKHEAD

skinny as fucking people that look worse then crack heads

That chick from people of walmart was like BEFUCKINGYOND CRACKHEAD!!!!

by Bird of J August 12, 2010

CarolAnn Crackhead

When you meet Carol, some maybe think she’s pretty nice and chill, some may even make comments about her big nose or say she looks like Doofenshmirtz.

Once you get to know her, however, you will soon realize she is the littlest party monster on the face of the earth, she will cry if there is no alcohol or drugs at a party, and if you piss her off she will fucking roast you rotisserie style and she means business. Do not under estimate this crazy legend.

This one of a kind alcoholic, druggie, no fuck giving crackhead will change your life forever. She can be irresponsible so keep your Carol in check! Don’t let her injest things you think are bad, and if you give her chocolate after midnight she will have diarrhea.

With Carols, it is highly advised not to take them in public because they will either; embarrass you, cause a scene, say something out loud she shouldn’t, break things big and small, be clumsy, and much more.

You will soon realize you love your CarolAnn Crackhead like no other, cause that’s what she is, no other. This crazy irresponsible Gucci phone case having alchohal drunking drug promoting Crackhead makes a good friend so stay in her good side and she will treat you well, and she will care about you and defend you. Gotta love your Carol.

She’s just a crackhead though.

CarolAnn Crackhead: Hey I know it’s 3 AM but let’s jump out of the second story of my house and crawl to a party!

Avery: Uhhhh Carol I don’t know if that’s such a good idea...

CarolAnn Crackhead: THEY ARE GETTING LIT WITHOUT ME!!!

by BibleStudy October 30, 2018

Sweet Crackhead Lovin'

The sweet and raunchy love only a straight crackhead can give you.

Destiny rode my dick hard all night long for a tiny rock, she gave me that sweet crackhead lovin'.

by Athena, GREATEST Cat in World June 8, 2019

local crackheads gc

the local crackheads is both a twitter and imessage group chat consisting of dakota (_memeuslut), ag (memeuhoe) and kaitlin (scousejoshy). they are the most legendary trio ever and were formed during a drama in the commentary crew fandom. don’t mess with these alphas.

someone: have you heard of the local crackheads gc?
legend: yes of course, the alpha trio of twitter

someone: you know it!

by alphamalegrr August 5, 2019

National Crackhead Day

Everyone can be a crackhead

Hey Timmy! It’s National Crackhead Day!

by Ashthefish321 November 29, 2019