Checkered

Ugly or stupid, as well as annoying. Fugly.

Guy: Hey dude, Jane wants to fuck you!
Guy 2: No, she’s so checkered.

Guy: My douchebag boss just fired me!
Guy 2: Aww man, that’s so checkered...
Guy: I know!

Girl: These shoes are so checkered!
Girl 2: Oh god, so ugly!

by Ventureboi March 21, 2020

knob choker

A person engaged in activities gratifying to self but ultimately useless.

The head of HR is a major knob choker.

by Smoodge the Naked August 11, 2006

Commode choker

a fat lady, a bit beyond being chubby.

did you see that commode choker jake's with tonight?

she wasn't thick she was a commode choker

by DJ JAKE da snake October 16, 2008

The Cocker Spaniel

1) Caucasian-American origin dance which is performed by a young man, usually in khaki pants and a way-too-tight shirt, who's only move consists of little more than humping the left or right side of his partner arhythmically whilst both arms are raised in the air. Made famous by "A Night at the Roxbury"

2) The dance move that resembles dry-humping the left or right side of your dance partner anywhere from the hip down.

Sue: How was your date with Glen last night?
Mary: Well, he took me to the club, but all he knew was The Cocker Spaniel. He got got so excited he tore my ACL.

by nomanbags April 2, 2010

Chris Crocker

Some sissy guy with no life who adores Britney Spears in a ridiculous way. He/She became pathetically famous after Britney's crappy performance on the MTVs 2007... Everybody was trashing Spears, when he/she spoke to the world, swimming in tears and defending Spears via YouTube... Glaring mistake!

Britney Crocker sissy fag

"Please leave me alooooone!"

"Oh, come on, don't be such a Chris Crocker, it's not gonna work"

by Jake-O October 2, 2007

chuckle-choker

someone that causes an entire room of people to miss out on a funny joke, usually out of either shyness or selfishness, by solely mouthing the gem in a whisper to someone next to them. Thankfully, the "joke poacher" completely solves this tragic dilemma in a swift act of altruism by restating it audibly.

Post-laughter, it is not uncommon for middlemen like the "joke poacher" to become the target of animosity from the originator, even if said poacher gives them credit.

(Setting: Large family shopping for Rx glasses)

Femme 1: (whisper) "The best way to tell if the glasses are the wrong prescription is if Mike's head appears normal"

Joke poacher: (audibly and/or loud): "The best way to tell if the glasses are the wrong prescription is if Mike's head appears normal"

Everyone in room: AHAHAHAHAHA

Femme 1: "wtf poacher, that joke belongs to me" (tears)

Joke Poacher: "No one would have ever heard it genius, you are such a chuckle-choker"

by nonprofit_girl July 31, 2009

Chris Crocker

An attention whoring cross dresser with a habit of creating annoying videos of himself and posting them on Youtube. In 2007 he posted his infamous "Leave Britney Alone!" in a pure example of whoring himself out to get attention.

I want to get on TV, I should cry like Chris Crocker

by Abu_sme September 30, 2007