Pumpkin chili

When you take a sloppy poop in someone’s jack-o-lantern.

That old lady gave me an apple and a tooth brush when I trick or treated at her house, so I served her a bowl of pumpkin chili.

by "Don't Poke the Bear" Bear October 13, 2019

Chili barrier

A theoretical point of experience in eating chili products. Once you have reached this limit you have broken the chili barrier and chili products no longer present the physical discomfort or level of emotional intimidation they present to inexperienced chilli consumers.

The chili barrier varies from person to person. Some people never break the chili barrier and will always find eating chili to be uncomfortable.

When I was living in China, I ate so much chilli flavored food that I eventually broke the chili barrier.

by House Martin February 20, 2013

Trouser Chili

Pushing out a wet fart while at the urinal... noticing shit in your underwear a few hours later. Trouser chili!

Dude, you better check your drawers for trouser chili after that wet dart you let fly!

by Dangerous Danny April 08, 2018

Trouser Chili

Liquid poop with no form; usually after a lot of beer drinking and eating greasy food.

Man I thought I had to fart but instead I made a batch of Trouser Chili!

by Shit the Bed Fred June 28, 2019

Chili dogged

When your partner eats chili fries and then you face fuck her until she pukes all over you.

My fiancé chili dogged me last night. It was pretty gross , but you know I kind of liked it 😆

by Phat Dogg May 18, 2018

chili in the crockpot

When you have to go to the bathroom, poop, or take a dump.

"Is the bathroom free? I've got chili in the crockpot."

by Matt the Crapper January 04, 2014

Chili-Scooping

The act of immense flirting in an incredibly thirsty way. Usually ends in the exchange of phone numbers and awkward eye contact.

*stranger walks up, asks for help with a problem*
Stranger: "In case I have a problem can I have your number?"
You: "Sure"
*gives number*

Friend: "GURL he is scooping yo chili so hard"
You: "What is chili-scooping?"

by tandell September 06, 2013