chili in the crockpot

When you have to go to the bathroom, poop, or take a dump.

"Is the bathroom free? I've got chili in the crockpot."

by Matt the Crapper January 3, 2014

fish chili

When a man pours a can of chili on his penis to be used as lube, and then proceeds to put a jalapeño pepper in the woman's asshole as a replacement for a buttplugg. Then woman is then fucked until her vagina is agitated enough to resemble a bowl of chili. Fish chili.

Person 1: "I heard that Naddy let a girl stick a finger up his butt!!"
Person 2: "Really? I heard that Johnny had a bowl of Fish Chili with his Brazilian wife"

by EffingBuddah December 7, 2017

Chili Fry

Somewhat like the chili dog, a chili fry is when you fuck a girl with diarrhea in the ass, then pull out and she shits on your dick.

“Man I knew I shouldn’t have begged for anal last night. Macy gave me a chili fry.”

by Saxon101 April 16, 2020

Pumpkin chili

When you take a sloppy poop in someone’s jack-o-lantern.

That old lady gave me an apple and a tooth brush when I trick or treated at her house, so I served her a bowl of pumpkin chili.

by "Don't Poke the Bear" Bear October 13, 2019

Chili To Go

A random solicitation from a dirty and unkempt prostitute that is an offer for sexual services.

"Hey good lookin, you want some of this Chili to Go?"

by Chopper395 February 2, 2017

Chili dog

When you put hot steamy shit on your dick and penetrate your victim

Damn did you hear that Johnny fed that girl a chili dog ?

by D da menace February 19, 2021

Sweet Chili

Cute and hot at the same time

"You're looking real sweet chili in those pants!"

"Damn! She' sweet chili!"

by Sweet Chili Lezz November 14, 2018