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Get Chopped and Screwed

Dude 1: Yo dog, you wanna go see Across the Universe?
Dude 2: Only if we get chopped and screwed before.
by rawazznig December 28, 2007
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Get Chipped

To be caught in the crossfire meant for someone else. The target isn't you but you can still have pieces "chipped off" by gunfire (specifically) or unintentionally caught up in a beat down meant for someone else.

"Don't get chipped" - V. Staples basically means mind your business and do your thing. Don't mingle with people who could get you hurt or messed up.
"hey, I heard Ronnie snitched. Don't hang around him for a while. People might be looking for him and you don't wanna get chipped."
by Pope1980 September 21, 2019
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crapped the bed

An engineering phrase used to describe what happens when a program or device fails to function as expected.
"Oh, man, I just ran that query and it totally crapped the bed."
by Bob Goodson November 16, 2006
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Clapped

Adj. An altered state of consciousness, brought about by the consumption of illicit drugs. (Australia.)
I'm that fuckin' clapped.
by Jenkinburg June 30, 2009
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Chopped

Being intoxicated. The result of your mind state after you smoke weed.
1.Choppin means smoking 2.Chop means going to smoke
1. What are yaw doing? We Choppin.
2. What do you want to do? We finna Chop
3. Why yaw actin like dat? We Chopped nigga
by Chop Boy aka Red May 9, 2007
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oops I crapped my pants

adult diaper that promises to hold "a lot of dung" (as demonstrated in the tv commercial, when a gallon of iced tea was pored into the diaper to simulate the amount of feces it can hold).
by LN July 19, 2003
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