celebortion

A celebration of an abortion. Since it costs a lot of money, and nobody wants children, couples are encouraged celebrate the event.

"I know you're pregnant, I think we should have a celebortion!"

by Kawlinz May 20, 2007

celeberrimous

extremely celebrated.

She is a celeberrimous actress.

by uttam maharjan August 25, 2011

Celebate

To celebrate a cause, event, or holiday by masturbation due to lack of sex.

I celebate Independence Day with ejaculatory freedom because America.
I'm celebating because I'm not getting laid-- I mean today is special.

by Cazure July 31, 2013

celeberating

verb. to publicly berate or condemn a celebrity or other public figure.

The press is having a field day celeberating Don Imus after his recent on-air comments regarding the Rutgers women's basketball team.

by John Stubbe December 24, 2008

celeberate

To simultaneously celebrate and berate something.

On Fourth of July we can celeberate the USA.

by Yapplebee April 5, 2008

Celebration Bacon

1. Bacon that is consumed as a way of celebrating an event or occasion.
2. The act of preparing and consuming bacon in order to celebrate an event or occasion.

1."You're eating bacon at 4am!?"

"It's ok it's celebration bacon; it's my birthday!"

2. "I just handed in all my work: time to get my celebration bacon on!"

by mooooooooooooooooooooose November 14, 2011

Celebrate for Nothing

Having no reason to celebrate but throwing a party anyways

"Hey, come over. We're having a party"
"Oh, is it someone's birthday?"
"No, it's just the weekend. We'll celebrate for nothing."
"Sounds like fun"

by raging68 August 18, 2011