Light up Cane

A jolly euphemism for an erect penis. Perfect for the holidays.

“Hey Devan, have you and Mark set up the christmas decorations?”
“We did, I even found Mark’s light up cane!”

by Cowboy Crowbar November 23, 2022

Cane Cook

SUPER COOL GUY THAT HAS MANY FRIENDS.

Cane Cook is so cool

by CANEzz November 3, 2017

Caning

The sexual act of repeatedly sticking a candy cane into a woman’s vagina.

My cousin Walter said that even after him and his lady broke up, she’d call him every year around Christmas, looking for another “caning.”

by The Pizza Parker June 26, 2021

Candy Cane Challenge

The dare, challenge, or game in which to see if a woman can hang two normal sized candy canes on her erect nipples.

I dared Yvonne to take off her bra and do the Candy Cane Challenge with two of the candy canes hanging on the tree.

by MakeUSABlue December 13, 2023

daddys cane

a punishment like a belt only its your dads dick and its going into your ass

Thats it Ethan im getting daddys cane!

by Giggly_Shit September 26, 2017

Spineless candy cane

Some tall cunt that ditches the boys on a nature walks just to pipe his hoe

dammit that spineless candy cane ditched us again.

by StubbyBandit January 26, 2022

Dio cane

It's a tipical italian insult to God, to Mary, to Jesus or to the saints called bestemmie, used in several occasions especially when you make a mess or when you accidentally hurt yourself, but it can be used to express even fear, anxiety, disappointment, anger ecc. but it can be used even as a "filler";

it's possible to create new "bestemmie", the only limit is your immagination, in fact there are lot of variations (orco Dio, Dio ladro, Dio Stronzo, ecc.) and they can change from region to region:

Madonna bucchinara (Campania), Dio Mona (inventato/veneto), Dio Hane (Toscana), ecc. ecc.

Example of case 1:"Dio cane, perchè spari sempre cagate?"

Example of case 2:"AAAAH DIO CANE! IL MIGNOLO!"

by Lollo er noce de cocco January 15, 2022