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CALI

A clever Acronym created from the first 4 letters of the name of the state known as the Kommunist Republik of California. This acronym is used to describe the contents of the state without tipping off residents or former residents of California as to what they are actually referring to secretly. The acronym stands for Communists and Liberal Idiots.
"Where did that guy say he was from again? CALI, dude."
by therealhanzo76 June 13, 2019
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Cali

A girl that is shy hey Julian made this by the way cali
by Julianbobbyjones October 3, 2019
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Cali Driver’s Syndrome

Literally the most annoying and laziest people. These type of people think 10 minutes is a far drive and literally complain if you ask them to go anywhere that isn’t a 2 minute walk.
Hey Carlos, mind taking me to Walmart?
Yeah man let me see how far it is
*15 min drive*
Oh nah dude that’s to far

Bro you have Cali Driver’s Syndrome bad
by Doubletrouble50 August 3, 2019
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Cali Driver’s Syndrome

Literally the most annoying and laziest people. These type of people think 10 minutes is a far drive and literally complain if you ask them to go anywhere that isn’t a 2 minute walk.
Hey Carlos, mind taking me to Walmart?
Yeah man let me see how far it is
*15 min drive*
Oh nah dude that’s to far

Bro you have Cali Driver’s Syndrome bad
by Doubletrouble50 August 3, 2019
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Cali

Cali is one of the most amazing girls you will ever meet, Shen is funny lovable and caring for everyone, and if you have a cali in your life she’s a keeper, she is just as good as a travis and a travis and a Cali would be perfect for each other. Cali’s are wild and will party hard, they seeem shy at first but will open up.
M) dang that girls partying hard
F) she’s probably a cali
by Cheddar6564 August 26, 2019
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Cali is a great girl she may not seem perfect at first but she is one you really know her. She can’t keep a secret at all so she is really not a great friend but she is great in bed. She makes all the boy’s heads turn when she walks by. Normally has blonde hair but is be great with black hair also.
Guy 1:“Omg I just told Cali a secret and now it’s everywhere!!”
Guy 2: “get over it she is hot”
by You Don't Know My Name:) January 12, 2018
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Cali Pass

A metaphorical type of permission for non-native born Californians, and/or guests (Tourists) to be in The Great State of California, analogus to a visa stamp one would recieve traveling to another country.

Though not explicitly given, any native born California or group of the same can 'revoke' a Cali Pass for disrespectful behavior toward California, Californian Values, and/or Californians rendering the guest or non-native born Californian persona non grata in California in perpetuity, on pain of violence.

Passes can refer to specific cities, counties, areas by name.
"now DMX got his Cali Pass revoked he can't come out to the West." - Kurupt as quoted in XXL Magazine in 2000.

"What up loc? Get ya L.A. Pass revoked" - Xzibit (to Jermaine Dupree)
by AbbaZabbA619 October 18, 2017
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