Calm

Max isn’t the definition of calm
They’re always so calm
Like legit very calm

Woah, that’s so max, calm as can be.

by hellagAyboi January 14, 2018

Calm Down

One of the most useless responses that only aggravates someone more.

Person A: im going to kill you
Person B: Calm down bro, i slept with ur sister as a joke
Person A: *fucking dies*

by AlexAteBeans February 23, 2022

calm your fire

To slow down ; comfort ; extinguish negative emotions

Let me be your remedy Let me calm your fire

by Murda Edition December 18, 2022

woah calm down jamal dont pull out the 9 haha

Calming a person with african american ethnicity as a joke.

Tyrone: "I'm going to brutally end your life!"
Jake: "woah calm down jamal dont pull out the 9 haha!"
Tyrone: "Thanks for calming me down man! I really appreciate it!"

by TheWorldo June 14, 2023

Calm It Janet

when someone is being so uterly annoying you tell them to calm it with Janet at the end to make it funny

"i fucking hate you" said John in a dumbass tone
"calm it Janet" Said Bob in a mocking tone

by Some Guy That Showed Up June 29, 2025

calm it down

What you say to somebody who is taking themselves too seriously.

Tall guy: what kind of situation did you create here? I'm going to beat you to a pulp.
Fat round kid: calm it down! I didn't do shit.

by Capital P February 1, 2018

Luh Calm

Not too serious, nothing too crazy

How was your day today man?
It was ok, Luh calm day today

by St1nky_fart December 23, 2023