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cup of calm the fuck down

What every annoying bitch needs to chug vigorously
Arzaylea really needs to drink a cup of calm the fuck down, since all she does is cause drama.

Arzaylea needs to chug a cup of calm the fuck down, because everyone in the fandom with a right sense of mind hates her.
by IllRoastYouBitch May 12, 2016
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Luh Calm Fit

The phrase “Luh calm fit” refers to an outfit that took low effort to achieve a good style.
"That's a Luh Calm Fit!
by heainhere_ November 15, 2023
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Calm lil flick

Aye thats a calm lil flick
by Freakneighbor June 4, 2024
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Calm Before the Stork

(n.) The time during a woman's first pregnancy during which nobody talks about the baby or being pregnant for maybe 2 seconds. This calm, almost eerie silence, usually occurring early in the 3rd trimester, is soon shattered by childbirth and the spirit-crushing, torrential shit storm that follows.

See Also: That part in "Deep Blue Sea" when people start getting eaten, but Samuel L. Jackson and the rest of the survivors find a minute to collect themselves and make an escape plan, and Samuel L. Jackson is giving a speech about how they have to unite to escape the genetically-mutated, super-intelligent sharks, but then, suddenly, one of the aforementioned genetically-mutated, super-intelligent sharks jumps out of the water and bites him in half.
Though it seemed for the time being that everybody had stopped speculating about his unborn child's future athletic prowess, physical attributes, and the huge amount of responsibility it takes to raise a child, the man was not fooled.

He knew that it was just the calm before the stork.
by Consopite June 9, 2011
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Calm your tits

When someone gets excited, upset, angry over anything calm ur tits is the perfect response to almost anything.
Damn Daniel calm your tits we will be there in 5 minutes.
by Lunalove1432 January 5, 2022
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calm

When something is not good, but funny.
Evan just shat his brains out”

“Lmao that’s calm”
by calmalana January 19, 2021
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calm baked

Wjen you calm and baked
at the same time
"Bro im so calm and baked at the same time!"

"Thats what happens when you get high. Its called calm baked"
"Thats rightous man!"
by Baileys.high.rn December 18, 2015
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