Cali Cream

Getting cummed in on a beach and pushing it out onto the sand like it’s seagull shit🏝

Damn! Did you just step in some Cali Cream?

by commiemommieeee March 20, 2021

Cali

Five in the pink plus 5 in the stink.

"Dude, I got so wasted last night that I gave my step-sister a Cali"

"Oh man, now you won't get invited to Thanksgiving

by Reneenaynay July 7, 2025

Cali

Cali is not just the nickname of a state she is also an amazing girl. Cali is one of the most beautiful people you will ever meet. She had the best personality and will stay by your side no matter what. She is a friend everyone wishes they had. Is you get a Cali make sure to never lose her. She is crazy and sometimes a little weird but that’s okay because that what makes her Cali. Cali is outright perfect and her blue/green eyes will make you fall in love. Her smile just lights up any room.

Girl 1:that girl is so weird but in the best way,you know who she reminds me of
Girl 2: who?
Girl 1: a cali

by lover89736 April 9, 2018

Cali Groupie

People who either live in or visit California, yet retain little to no knowledge of said state outside of the mainstream media representation.

Most think California is entirely made of beaches, palm trees, Hollywood and rich people, when in fact it spans most of the western most edge of the United States, and has many different geographical regions, and sub-cultures.

" Oh my god, I just love Cali. Our trip to Frisco was so fun."
" Wow, looks like we have another Cali Groupie on our hands."

by Zoop55 June 22, 2016

Cali

The girl who is always around boys and who usually tends to be a tomboyish. She has amazing friends who are always around her and she is the most wonderful person in the world. You are lucky to know Cali, she has good grades, good education and is mostly is in smarter classes. She helps her friends out and likes to joke around in class and gets in to trouble A LOT, even if she has good grades doesn’t mean she is a smarty-pants. She HATES people who mess around with her or her friends and hates it when people take the Most fucking stupidest things seriously, if you are friends with her WATCH OUT with the things you take seriously, if you don’t things don’t work out. AT ALL.

Cali is so cool, I wish I were her.
Ikr, she is so amazing

by WowLAMOCALIFORNIA October 18, 2019

Cali-Commit

The way young adults particularly in Souther California commit to things, that generally never happen.

Hey man, we're going to catch some rays down by the bay at 2 if you wanna join.

'Oh word, sounds cool, let me know'

I am letting you know right now ya fucktard...typical cali-commit.

by tyjo121 August 8, 2017

Cali Fog

The description of the smoke from constant forest fires in the state of California.

*rolls car window down*, “Oh jeez! The Cali fog is thick out here today, same old campfire smell.”

by BigamusGregamus June 30, 2024