by comethrower December 7, 2024
Get the Split a cabmug. 
short for "crazy ass bitch"; it is a simplified way to call someone such. Can also be short for "crazy ass bitchin'", meaning that either someone is bitching at you or something is totally bitchin' (awesome).
George-Carl: "So, how'd your date go?"
Brendan: "Bro, she was such a cab. She threatened to burn the restaurant down because they gave her regular soda instead of diet."
George-Carl: "Oof, cab to the max."
Sarah: "Check out my new phone!"
Mary: "That's so cab!"
Brendan: "Bro, she was such a cab. She threatened to burn the restaurant down because they gave her regular soda instead of diet."
George-Carl: "Oof, cab to the max."
Sarah: "Check out my new phone!"
Mary: "That's so cab!"
by RadRadarHuns May 10, 2011
Get the cabmug. 
Someone who gets so drunk (usually at a dive bar) that it is apparent to everyone that they should call a professional to get them home.
Typically these are 40-60 year old men that wear depends and occasionally fall asleep mid sentence.
Typically these are 40-60 year old men that wear depends and occasionally fall asleep mid sentence.
Bar Patron #1: This old fucker at South River Bar was so wasted he fell asleep while hitting on some fat road whore.
Bar Patron #2: Shit that asshole is Taxi Cab Drunk, hope he has his diapers on!
Bar Patron #2: Shit that asshole is Taxi Cab Drunk, hope he has his diapers on!
by Impaler August 27, 2013
Get the Taxi Cab Drunkmug.