snerd burglar

A 90's insult that isn't ever used anymore. Similar do calling someone butthead or doofus.

Person 1: Dude you're such a butthead!
Person 2: Shut up you Snerd Burglar!

by #GamerWin June 12, 2019

Turd burglar

Its an ol done more that is kind of like the story of Jack frost except its A sneaky lil midget bandit theif in the night that climbs in your bathroom window and burgles the turd right out the bowl that more than likely are there because you got shit faced and forgot to flush or your dirty lazy kids left the bowl present for the turd bandit. Because the story goes.... Feed the turd burglar once a week and you will never get a stomach. Keep that gut flora happy ... Feed the turd burglars.

"Tiny tim dont flush that shit you know you got to leave that for the turd burglar tonight or you will end up with a belly ache

by Ghostbuster2000 February 8, 2021

Baby bugar

A term of Endearment, nick name, usually for a baby. More notably used with the first child as new Moms are particularly excited and giddy with the Baby.

Hi, Baby Bugar! I love you.

by Peter (Boss Man) Pan June 21, 2021

fence burglar

a fence burglar is someone who takes "a fence" to everything people say.

person: *inhales*
fence burglar: "how dARe you!!1! did that oxygen consent to being forcefully sucked into your lungs, huh??!!" *proceeds to steal a fence*

by justapersonidk February 2, 2022

Turd burglar

One that sneaks into bathrooms and harvests an unflushed piece of human feces for later consumption.

Your uncle can’t pick you up from school he isn’t allowed within 100 feet of the school because he’s a turd burglar.

by Cumsack198 May 4, 2022

trail burglar

A non-participant who enters a race course, despite a race in progress.

Bob is such a trail burglar. He decided to session the new jump line right in the middle of the beginner's race.

by BikesBeerBob June 2, 2022

Roadside Taco Burglary

The act of any white male, generally overweight with hipster glasses and a backwards snap-back cap, driving up in a painfully modded Honda Civic attempting to take your Taco Bell taco while you are stopped on the side of the road.

"I was just trying to enjoy my taco and all the sudden I was caught up in a Roadside Taco Burglary. It was a close call!"

by Austin The Drummer January 23, 2014