muff bluffer

when a woman is a bit of a prick teaser

muff bluffer is another name for a woman that's a bit of a prick teaser!

by kermit999 December 15, 2009

status bluffer

Someone who says they're going to post a contentious status update to a social media site, but then doesn't.

John: "I should post 'John thinks Debbie is a skanky whore' for what she did."
Dave: "...bet you won't you dirty little status bluffer."

by SLeepdepD January 28, 2010

North Bluff

The act of spreading someone's bum cheeks and blowing warm air into their anus.

She didn't even have to ask for the North Bluff, I was already going there.

by The Cranky Virgin December 23, 2011

gym bluff

a newbie obese person who pretends to love the gym and always boasts on how thin he or she used to be and how hard it is to for them to go to the gym nowadays.

Tony just got fatter and is always complaining about how hard it is for him to go to the gym and keeps showing off his old photos of when he used to be able to lift, all while sitting at a bar drinking beer. Tony is a gym bluff, he likes to say he goes to the gym but never really does and is always at the bar.

by mistermaster652 April 14, 2014

Desert bluffs

Our neighboring town to nightvale but not as nice and kind and beautiful as nightvale

"Darn those desert bluffs, Stevens carlsburg should go live there since he is mean and no one likes him"

by Cailliop August 26, 2017

Tough Buff

A typical expression to define late night cruising of the mean streets of Dongguan in specifically a Suzuki Jimny, looking for gay dogging action.

Seamus: Pete, you coming for a pint mate...
Pete: Not me man, I'm off for a session of 'Tough Buff'!
Seamus: ........ Room for one more?

by Metro Shenzhen July 19, 2018

Mississippi River Bluff

A poker technique commonly employed by poker players at Casinos in Biloxi, Philadelphia, and New Orleans. In order for a bluff to be considered a Mississippi River bluff, the following criterion must be satisfied:

1) The player is playing Texas Hold 'Em or a similar game,
2) the player open shoves fifth street, and
3) the player is playing the board.

I can't believe that fish called my Mississippi River bluff with only top pair!

by zeesubalpha April 26, 2011