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Nigga Stole My Bike 

What you yell out when a black man steals your bicycle. Made popular by the many YTMND.com pages based on it.

See also: nsmb
:bike is stolen:
What the fuck? NIGGA STOLE MY BIKE!
:chases him while cheap midi plays:
Related Words

Sex bike 

A bicycle where instead of a regular seat would be, a reciprocating dildo is installed. The faster one pedals, the faster the dildo moves up and down.
Emily was extremely horny but wanted to ride her bike to the park for some exercise, so she hopped on her new Sex Bike and took care of business.
Sex bike by Johnny Hash80 September 15, 2016

Barista Bike 

A Mobile Coffee Shop by Bicycle. Can Be 2, 3 ,4 wheeled but self propelled and serving coffee drinks. Preferably full espresso machine, usually run off of propane, that can do espresso drinks.
Next to the food truck there was a barista bike serving up hot coffee drinks at the fair today.
Barista Bike by CoffeeALLDAY May 16, 2016

The Village Bike 

A person, usually a woman, whom everyone has had sex/intercourse with.
Tracy's the village bike, everyone has had a ride on her.

She's like the village bike; she really gets aroumd!
The Village Bike by Izzy Pascale December 4, 2018

Stolen bike 

noun. A bike that someone with no job and no money has taken from someone else, claiming it for themselves. Usually found being ridden by a hobo, or in the garage of a a marijuana grow-op in a shitty one horse town.
The Fuzz found my motherfucking stolen bike in the garage of some stupid nigger's grow op in Pemberton BC
Stolen bike by sdkhgas April 19, 2006

mini bike 

a small motorized bicycle that is very fun to ride no matter how old you are.

not the same as pocket bikes.

being related to the go-kart, it usually has a horizontal shaft lawnmower, tiller, snowblower engine made by briggs and stratton or tecumseh and is driven by a centrifugal clutch or comet torque converter.

way more fun than any full sized motor cycles or atv's.

not meant for little kids.

not meant for taking off any sweet jumps.
mini bikes are the one thing next to marijuana that should be legalized for use on bike trails.

they go great with marijuana too btw.
mini bike by A WHITE GUY September 25, 2013