The Handicapped Bathroom

The bathroom everyone wants to use because it's bigger and roomy. But, when you're using it, be sure no actual handicapped person enters the bathroom because they might beat you if you get caught.

This is my favorite bathroom. I will always use The Handicapped Bathroom.

*handicapped person walks in.

Shit-

by A price of shit October 20, 2019

Bathroom Breakdance

When you're experiencing that urgent need to go and rush to the lavatory only to find you've tied your windpants in a knot.

Cripes, that was a close call. Really had to pee and couldn't access my unmentionables due to a knot in my windpants. Had to do a bathroom breakdance.

by Norman Bates' Mother January 8, 2018

Tombstone (the bathroom)

The forceable destruction of indoor plumbing by nearly involuntary assplosion.

"how the fuck long are you going to be in there. I need to Tombstone the place"

"Dude, your date Tombstone (the bathroom) last night"

by chuckD September 10, 2013

target bathroom

A target bathroom is where you took the biggest fucking shat all over the sink where after you left you had to come back to the bathroom to wipe your ass more

Is that the target bathroom better go back to wipe your ass

by Ur mom is Candice December 9, 2019

Bathroom Toilet

For some reason, the best place to write, think, draw, scroll though memes, or think about all the wasted potential you had.

Random person: Did they just bring their phone in the bathroom?!? Are they going to watch *Naughties*
You: Oh, no, I’m going to write all my book ideas down on the bathroom toilet and then cry.

by Annon5697216 March 23, 2022

Party in the bathroom

A small, usually obscure party, with very few guests in a small confined area. The term was coined by iBerleezy in 2018.

John expected to get wasted that Friday, but it ended up being a party in the bathroom.

by dominoguy11 November 17, 2021

Bathroom Guy

A guy that you constantly see going to the bathroom (normally every 15 minutes), often to blow another dude.

Every time we're in the hallway playing ping-pong, we cross paths with Bathroom Guy.

by Adam Pong April 17, 2014