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Afghan Backhand

The Afghan back is a just another way of rubbing one out, having a wank, belting one out on the blue veined banjo masturbating for short. This style originates from the middle east which incorperates a method of sneakyness slash egotistical masturbation.
The process of the Afghan Backhand starts with bending your wrist back cutting off the blood to your hand for at least 10 mins this will render your hand anesthetized. Now prop your right leg up unto a table and with your right hand reach back around the outside of your thigh and grab your penis. Because of the lose of sensation in your digits and the limited vision from your thigh you may find it hard to locate your cock. Dont give up you only have a limited time to nutt one out before the feeling comes back to your hand and the deceite seeps in. Enjoy!
by nutbags August 17, 2010
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Bulgarian Backhand

Masturbating from behind, through one's right or left leg with the hand facing palm upwards
I'm starting to get bored of plain old wanking so I thought I'd try out the Bulgarian Backhand to switch things up
by JoweyDoorsunHasCrabs May 14, 2018
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Chinese backhand

Male masturbation technique. Where one reaches behind their knee and grasps the penile shaft with thumb facing toward the body rather than away from the body, as per classical technique. Resulting in the crook of ones elbow cradled in the crook of ones knee and stroking in a 'backhand' motion.
"Brah, I did me some chinese backhand last night, it was magical"
by Peter Peter Grogan Eater June 21, 2019
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Barbie Backhand

A word in the 2010 app "My Pink Friday"
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The act of using intense force while unexpectedly giving da back hand to a hater
These Cardi Stans are gonna receive the Barbie Backhand soon...
by lilchavvy January 24, 2021
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jack barkhamer

i got lost in his stupid blue eyes. the way he giggled. his adorable dog. his humor. his music taste. the photos on his parents facebook that he hated so much. the way he made me so happy without even trying. how we talked like we’d known each other for years. he hated his nose but i love it. how pale you were compared to how tan i was. when he cut his hair & told me he had a bowl cut so i cried. how much shorter you thought you were then me when in reality you weren’t. the reason i’m doing cross country and track. the reason i believe in right person wrong time. our right time will come soon and until then i will damn well be waiting.
what is she crying over this time? probably jack barkhamer
by cassieanne21 November 4, 2021
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bianca backhand

Its a love tap done with the back of someone's hand
She really loves me. She gave me a bianca backhand in the car
by Richard of arms November 26, 2021
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Sicilian Backhander

pistolwhipping? Heard it in a Mikey Cohen documentary and in his autobiography,
didn’t know if anyone knew what it meant.
Mickey cohen and his body guard Frank niccoli went into the E.l. Adobe Cafe and gave Jimmy utley some Sicilian Backhanders.
by ???!?? January 14, 2022
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