Fat Asshole Farting Toxic

When a person gets so mad and toxic they will inflate their body and proceed to let out the biggest, the most loudest fart ever.

"Hes about to turn into a fat asshole farting toxic person!"
"What the fu-"

by sawcon123 February 8, 2022

Late Night Asshole

A usual, casual, deaf, and/or blind anybody from anywhere, in any small town, or the biggest city (or anywhere on earth, really), who sees an establishment,restaurant, building, and/or any other facility worth visiting minutes or seconds before (said business) closing, with an absolute inconsideration for the employee(s) trying to close said business.

I've spent the last 11 days at work. All I want to do is go home and get some fucking sleep. Sleep. That is all I want. I've been cleaning up spit, trash, urine, old lady hair, and I've done my side work more than pretty rich girls have terrible sex. It is 10:55pm, we close in 5 minutes, and these piece of shit cunts want cheezestix and poppers and etc.

Late night assholes are not appreciated.

We fuck your food before you fuck yourself on your shitbox.

by An honest Floridian August 15, 2009

Mc asshole

A stupid or mean McDonald's worker that dose not know what he/ she is doing.

I would have been here sooner if that Mc asshole didn't mess up on my order.

by The real Mike Gleason October 23, 2007

do frogs have watertight assholes?

An answer to any question which is obviously yes.

Dude: Are you shitfaced?
Guy: Do frogs have watertight assholes?

by twobitp October 13, 2006

Lovable Asshole

A person who's an asshole,dickhead, or douche but is still pretty lovable because they aren't an asshole to the full extent nor a that one relentless shithead who's always giving you a hard time. A lot of sarcastic people are lovable asshole.

Can be a friend and an asshole at the same time.

Morrissey of The Smiths is a lovable asshole.
Thom Yorke of Radiohead is also a lovable asshole.

by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI July 19, 2011

assholette

The female version of an asshole.

Geez, that women is an assholette.

by Word-a-minute December 25, 2008

assholehead

Someone who presents themself as an utterly incompetent moron, consistantly fucking up whatever he/she does, it makes u wonder if there's an asshole where his/her brain would normally be.

You crapped in your pants again you assholehead?

by TheN C November 25, 2009