An Ian, is a middle-aged, celibate (although not through choice), jobsworth cunt-muscle who has a model train set in his loft; that even his wife hates.
“Bet that ticket inspector Ian bragged to his disabled wife about moving us from First Class. What a cunt!”
by weclosedthedealjimmy👍🏻 August 30, 2019
Get the Ian mug.Ian is the new Karen. Someone who becomes easily offended by the slightest of things - Also known as a 'snowflake'. They find any kind of dark humour appauling and disgusting. Usually in their twenties, but act like they're in their fifties. Most have a favourite phrase too - "Stop it".
Person 1: "Why did he get offended so easily?"
Person 2: "I'm not sure, he must be an Ian."
Person 1: "I see, that makes total sense!"
Person 2: "I'm not sure, he must be an Ian."
Person 1: "I see, that makes total sense!"
by T3chyBoii September 18, 2020
Get the Ian mug.Ian's are a petty but an amazing person they will always be by your side no matter what they will be there for you if you have an Ian don't ever let them go they will hide their feelings for you if it makes you happy in a way Ian's are amazing and friendly needs
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Brea “ coach D said we got practice tomorrow. “
Shauna “ i don’t care ian going i already had plans. “
Shauna “ i don’t care ian going i already had plans. “
by a bitch named trish September 21, 2019
Get the ian mug.Lengthy ass mother fucker, pizza face looking like a fucking inverted oompaloompa. Basically the human embodiment of pizza crust with half a pepperoni on it.
by It’s Ian January 28, 2018
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