Alberto~ "Damn man have you seen Evan he is soooooo thicc!!!"
Tony~ "I know, right, bro he's the thiccest of the thicc"
Tony~ "I know, right, bro he's the thiccest of the thicc"
by Albert Alien June 24, 2018
Get the Evanmug. A boy who is smart and blond. He is good with school and family. He is the best person to be friends with. He is always there to comfort and help. He though can have an ego and be a little to gory. He most likely loves to write and be in a stage crew for fairytales.
by ConfuciousColumbusSocrates November 27, 2018
Get the Evanmug. by That random one May 13, 2018
Get the Evanmug. He’s a complete retard, but is fun to talk to. He cant read, speak, or write at all. This certain evan makes one hell of a best friend tho<3:)
by feuves January 23, 2022
Get the Evanmug. a guy who gets absolutely no fucking bitches, but assumes everyone wants a piece of him. he has no game, literally cannot pull any man, woman, or other non gender conforming person in the entire world.
by guy#3 October 31, 2023
Get the an evanmug. The coolest guy on earth.
He is very smart and can create almost anything you desire!
He has a Phd (Pritty Huge Dick)
He is the best guy you will ever meet.
He never cheats on you.
He is the most honest guy you will ever meet.
He is very smart and can create almost anything you desire!
He has a Phd (Pritty Huge Dick)
He is the best guy you will ever meet.
He never cheats on you.
He is the most honest guy you will ever meet.
"Evan has to be the best guy"
by EvanIsVeryHot June 12, 2018
Get the Evanmug. He is understandable and will let you tell him anything and won’t tell a soul. Evans Love their girlfriends and snuggling with them. Evans are tough on the out side and sweet and kind in the inside. They are very athletic and competitive and once you get an Evan don’t let them go they are 1 in a million
by emily920 January 11, 2018
Get the Evanmug.